MADONNA'S BROTHER CLAIMS GUY RITCHIE DISLIKES GAYS

GUY BITCHY

Published on Tue 15 July 2008 by IanMcShane

MADONNA'S BROTHER CLAIMS GUY RITCHIE DISLIKES GAYS

At last Christopher Ciccone (brother of Madonna) has come out with something semi-interesting in his quest to plug his shoddy little book. Speaking on 'Good Morning America' he must have made some of the more conservative elements in the US choke on their cornflakes, with revelations over Madonna's use of Kabbalah ("controlling"), and her alleged relationship with Alex Rodriguez ("Highly unlikely... She's still a Catholic girl.")

Yes, she certainly acts like a demure convent girl, doesn't she? Best of all were his revelations over why his relationship with his sister broke down. Guy Ritchie, who Chris claims isn't too friendly towards the Friends of Dorothy.

"Guy Ritchie pretty much happened to our relationship. The best way to get to my sister is to get in bed with her, you know what I mean? And since I wasn't doing that, and ... wasn't about to, you know…"

Good to see that Chris has some boundaries, thank heavens. Anyway, back to the ever-so-pleasant Guy…

"We both couldn't really exist in the same hemisphere. Not to mention his issues with homosexuality. He has a problem with homosexuality and with me. It was very apparent at the wedding in Scotland just in the way his friends made the toast with gay references."

And can't you just imagine Guy and his posho mates braying with laughter at there being a gay in the room? Despite the fact they'd probably given each other a good arse slapping after a game of rugger or polo. Thanks to Chris for another reason to hate Guy Ritchie.

MADONNA'S BROTHER, GUY RITCHIE, GAYS, christopher ciccone, alex rodriguez

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OBLIGATORY VIRAL CLIP
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COMMENTS

		chec2k on Tue 15 July 2008 said... Isn't MAdge still good mates with Rupert Everret. He's a homo.
		gaylord on Tue 15 July 2008 said... Stop the press on this one...again five days late or so.
		libertyvalance2008 on Tue 15 July 2008 said... Cucky boy cucky boy
		Kermit on Tue 15 July 2008 said... Call yourself a brother?! they haven't spoken for years and that sad fucking loser, desperate to make a few pennies, is writing a fucking book, fabricating some pathetic stories. Someone please shoot him.
		Fakeycakemaker on Tue 15 July 2008 said... Maybe she just doesn't like him because he's the sort of cunt who makes shit up to try and make himself a few quid.
		dirtysteve on Tue 15 July 2008 said... of course Guy doesn't like the gayers, he's all mahhhn you facking toerags!
		Fakeycakemaker on Tue 15 July 2008 said... SHAAAAAAHT IT!
		darkfung on Tue 15 July 2008 said... Oh I liked Mister Madonna until i read about him not wanting gayers beside him - well his money all comes from the bender men so he should "Shat IT" and just be quiet. He needs the men for there cash and they also buy her records.
		Marshfield on Tue 15 July 2008 said... Me thinks the Lady-Guy doth protest too much about what he likes too much.
		rachael on Wed 16 July 2008 said... he doesnt like gays because they are not attracted to him as for madonna she was force fed sausages growing up.
		Upthejunction on Wed 16 July 2008 said... Rachael..............................and your obsession with sausages is as a result of what?!?!?!?
		terbear on Thu 17 July 2008 said... I think it's absolutely hilarious that he writes a book over which she has NO control. It must drive her into OCD mode. Maybe that's why she spends so much time at the gym. I'm pretty sure she was able to snatch an advance copy though, and it's quite a coinky dink that ALL this shit is happening just when she is launching another tour. I think both parents are twats, they don't think about their behavior rebounding on their children. I've seen on other sites, or maybe here, that guys are already leering at and speculating about how "doable" Lourdes is. If she needs a tutorial she can always find mom's sex book online. SAD and pathetic the both of them(Guy and Madonna). How did they manage to fool the adoption folk?
		terbear on Thu 17 July 2008 said... I also can't wait for one of their "help" to pen their own tales of life with Vadge. You know Vadge is so crazy that one of them will say "binding contract be damned, I've got to talk about this crazy shite household".