"Because when I arrive I bring the fire, I make you come alive, I can take you higher"

There once was a wise old man named Ridley Scott. Ridley lived for many years on a plot of land of which he was very proud. Many creatures inhabited his plot, one of whom was a slightly annoying crow called Russell, who in his old age was beginning to look quite a lot like Neil Fox. Ridley had grown fond of the crow over the years and allowed him to roam freely through the plot without direction.

SEX! Now that I've got your attention, let's review director Clark Gregg's controversial new comedy in a polite and informed manner. The film stars Sam Rockwell, once again showing off his leading man credentials as Victor Mancini, a recovering sex addict struggling to balance his sexual sobriety with the demands of his ill mother and his job as a re-enactor at a Colonial tourist attraction.