MADONNA TURNS DOWN ROLE FOR DR WHO

DR WHO'S THAT GIRL

Published on Thu 20 December 2007 by Mopsa

MADONNA TURNS DOWN ROLE FOR DR WHO

Madonna, probably the only woman in the world who can put her hand up and say that she's had more plastic surgery than Sharon Osbourne, was reportedly asked to appear in Dr Who (but probably only because they could then do without a special effects monster).

Apparently an entire episode was written especially for Madge, entitled 'The Last Cassandra'. Madonna showed interest and even bothered to get someone else to read her script (although anyone who has seen her in Dick Tracey should know that the woman should never be allowed to act).

However, Madonna soon decided that it wasn't for her, perhaps because it wasn't written by her husband Guy (although anyone who has seen Revolver knows that the man should never be allowed to do films etc etc).

But possibly the worst part of this sorry tale is that Madonna was actually first choice over Brave Kylie. Brave Kylie! No, she can't act either but she's so... Brave.

Here's a suggestion, why not cast an actress instead? Or perhaps aim a little lower, I'm sure Kerry Katona won't say no. And she can sing and act (those Iceland ads are surely definitive proof).

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COMMENTS

		GONE on Thu 20 December 2007 said... Yeah, whoever wrote that "genius' article should be shot in the fuckin' skull!
		bobdobbs on Thu 20 December 2007 said... Give me a break! You've got to be kidding. Madonna hasn't had more surgery than Mrs. Osborne. In fact, she's had far less than most aging starlets (Cher or Joan Rivers anyone?). Also, you may not like her acting, but she did win a Golden Globe for Evita. While all of her performances on film have not been critically acclaimed, you need only watch Desperately Seeking Susan, A League of Their Own, or even Dangerous Game to see that the lady can act. Stop hatin' 'cause you can't compete!!
		Freefall on Thu 20 December 2007 said... Brave Kylie (TM) you mean
		CaptainCuntflaps on Thu 20 December 2007 said... It just goes to prove that Russell T Davies is a cunt of the highest order - and is still arse-fucking the corpse of Doctor Who.
		darkfung on Fri 21 December 2007 said... Madonna hasn't had any surery though.
		CaptainCuntflaps on Fri 21 December 2007 said... Surgery? Nah, i think she's had her daughter's face surgically grafted to her as when was the last time anybody saw Lourdes?
		Evolbiatch on Fri 21 December 2007 said... Wow dude chill out, what's up your ass? it's the holidays, let the nastiness rest a little - I mean at least wait till after the new year. So what she turned down Dr Who, would you have watched it if she did it? I doubt it.
		HolyFuck on Sat 22 December 2007 said... CUNT. (Still would) . . .etc, etc
		CaptainCuntflaps on Sat 22 December 2007 said... 'Let the nastiness rest a little'? This is fucking Holy Moly and I be nasty to whoever I want to whenever I want you cunt.
		nano411 on Sun 23 December 2007 said... Bad journalism, article is crap. I've heard better lies in the star Obviously the author of this mess is jealous of Madonna...