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Madonna shoots up during a flight

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Madonna shoots up during a flight

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Madonna pumped her beefy arms with vitamin injections on a recent flight, much to her fellow passengers' 'shock'.

Shock. Or alternatively they were probably a bit miffed that they'd had to chuck out their contact lens solution and shampoos while unbeknowst to them, Mrs Man Arms here could lumber on with all her jabs.

"Just before landing she brought out the phials of vitamins and injected herself," blabbed someone to 'The Metro'.

"Seven hours is a long time to go without eating. She was also very quiet and only spoke to the air staff to ask for water."

Exactly the sort of behaviour that you'd expect from someone who's trying to prove to The World that she is a normal woman, worthy of adopting a little baby David. Utterly sane.

COMMENTS
HalfdeadFred on Wed 15 August 2007 said...
she is an alien, an ugly alien at that
thingymabob on Wed 15 August 2007 said...
mum-ra's tactics are are purely for shock value! madge your an 85yr old hollow husk of a bird! now act your age cunt!
Marshfield on Wed 15 August 2007 said...
Was she arrested upon her arrival? Probably no medical reason for the 'injections', thus Health and Safety breach, suspicion of drugs use? But hey she's a celebrity, let's not question her, etc... Anyone else sticking needles in themselves mid-flight would have been escorted to a little grey cell and given the rubber glove treatment.
Darkharlequin on Wed 15 August 2007 said...
Vitamins? Bollocks. It was medical grade morphine she was shooting up to ease the involuntary muscle spasms she suffers as a result of her chronic self loathing. The voices in her head are so strong they have pyshical symptoms, the poor dear...
RoyKeane on Wed 15 August 2007 said...
Its to stop her prolapsed ass hole from emptying itself into her massive drawers
BatemansBusinessCard on Wed 15 August 2007 said...
RoyKeane - if that is correct ( and suspect it is) why did she not inject Guy Rictchie then ?
bystander on Wed 15 August 2007 said...
Leave her alone she's a young mum trying to make ends meet.
LuciferSam on Wed 15 August 2007 said...
The same kind of "vitamin injections" PETE DOUCHERTY injects to remain youthful, healthy and fresh as a daisy day in day out ? CUNT.
on Thu 16 August 2007 said...
Madonna only married the guy (Guy?) guy, Guy GUY! because she thought it would ..........line to throne.............blood relative............Queen.........killer...........I can't remember but it's something like that.
thingymabob on Thu 16 August 2007 said...
eh!...one very angry man!
jonnysunspecs on Thu 16 August 2007 said...
oi i remember an old rules of life for this pic "bigger the sunglasses, bigger the cunt behind them"
TONKA on Thu 16 August 2007 said...
window licker
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