Madonna pumped her beefy arms with vitamin injections on a recent flight, much to her fellow passengers' 'shock'.
Shock. Or alternatively they were probably a bit miffed that they'd had to chuck out their contact lens solution and shampoos while unbeknowst to them, Mrs Man Arms here could lumber on with all her jabs.
"Just before landing she brought out the phials of vitamins and injected herself," blabbed someone to 'The Metro'.
"Seven hours is a long time to go without eating. She was also very quiet and only spoke to the air staff to ask for water."
Exactly the sort of behaviour that you'd expect from someone who's trying to prove to The World that she is a normal woman, worthy of adopting a little baby David. Utterly sane.