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MADONNA PLANS TO BUILD A MULTIMILLION DOLLAR SCHOOL IN MALAWI

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MADONNA PLANS TO BUILD A MULTIMILLION DOLLAR SCHOOL IN MALAWI

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Madonna's Malawian lawyer has been earning his crust this week. He chose yesterday to parade himself before the world's media and remind everyone that Madonna is planning to build a multimillion-dollar school in Malawi for underprivileged girls. And it surely must be a coincidence that Malawi's High Court is ruling on Madonna's adoption of David Banda tomorrow.

The 49-year-old Zelda lookalike is apparently wanting to emulate what Oprah Winfrey did in South Africa, which was to build a £20m girls' school with state-of-the-art facilities. Without the child abuse scandal, obviously.

Her lawyer in Malawi, Alan Chinula, said:

"A task force of four prominent Malawians has already been formed to head the project... It is a multimillion-dollar project and we will get the real costs in the next two weeks."

We know we're just being cynical and Madonna adopting and setting up schools is a very good thing for Malawi, but the timing of this announcement is pretty damn cynical. Just dangle a school in front of the judges and see what decision they come to...


COMMENTS
dearlord on Thu 15 May 2008 said...
maybe she can spare a copper to get her roots done?
PrincessTiiaammii on Thu 15 May 2008 said...
those boobs have jumped the shark
dandyboy on Thu 15 May 2008 said...
Is that neckchain a description of the boobs?
CaptainCuntflaps on Thu 15 May 2008 said...
One day she'll have victory over the Prince of Eternia.
themong on Thu 15 May 2008 said...
SHe loOks GreAt
DickyM on Thu 15 May 2008 said...
Whatever she does, please God just dont let us have to see her manky quim
Bunter on Thu 15 May 2008 said...
Quite frankly she disgusts me on every level. Just fuck off you money grabbing old tart. And don't forget to take your knobby husband too.
rachael on Sun 18 May 2008 said...
what a tarade of self promotion for the aging spandex wearing buzzy beeing wannabeeee. Apparently she is really arrogant toooo. She should stick to singing everyone HATES THOSE celebrities who pretend to CARE I have more respect for ones who dont Really care and you know it.
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