BORDERLINE CRAZY?

It looks like it's finally time to bundle Madonna into the back of the yellow van with the square wheels and push her into a nice room with comfy walls if her interview with Vanity Fair is anything to go by. No comment from me, here's the woman in her own words when asked about the Britney Spears situation...

"Yes, I know. I know exactly what you’re going to say. It’s very painful. Which leads us back to our question: When you think about the way people treat each other in Africa, about witchcraft and people inflicting cruelty and pain on each other, then come back here and, you know, people taking pictures of people when they’re in their homes, being taken to hospitals, or suffering, and selling them, getting energy from them, that’s a terrible infliction of cruelty. So who’s worse off? You know what I mean?"

Well, who is worse off? My money's on Guy Ritchie at the moment. Or maybe Rich Chen, the poor sod having to conduct the interview while her head spins around and smoke pops from her ears. And when they start to talk about children you can also sense poor Rich becoming suicidal…

Madonna: Do you have a daughter?
Me: No, three sons.
[Madonna looks at me accusingly.]
Me: I didn't choose it—it just happened.
Madonna: Do you believe that? You think things just happen?
Me: I think that just happened.
Madonna: Mm-hmm.
Me: So who's making the decision?
Madonna: You are, you and your missus.
Me: About what kind of kids we want?
Madonna: You chose it. Your soul chose it.
Me: No. Do you believe that? That my insides wanted boys?
Madonna: Unconsciously. Yes.

One thing's for certain. At that moment Rich's soul was looking at the door and wishing it were several feet nearer as his insides inched towards the exit.