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MADONNA MAKES IT INTO THE HALL OF FAME

I'M BREATHLESS

MADONNA MAKES IT INTO THE HALL OF FAME

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Madonna was inducted into the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame yesterday. But looking at the pics of her, you'd have thought it was the unveiling of a new exhibit at Madame Tussauds. Same goes for Justin Timberlake, but not Iggy Pop - unless his waxwork had  been left next to the radiator for too long...

Despite Madge's achievement and her 25 years of experience, she claims even she suffers from panic attacks when performing on stage. She said:

"I have panic attacks where I feel like everyone is breathing my air and I cannot live up to everybody’s expectations and I might just die on stage."

Well either she dies, or the whole audience stops sharing her air and they die. Your choice, Madge! But in either case, her problem of performing is resolved.

"I'm not worried about fucking up – I really have panic attacks that everyone else is breathing my air. It's not a fear of performing."

Not only does the money-grabbing harridan want £160 a ticket of her poor fans, she now wants their air too!

COMMENTS
MrsMoon on Tue 11 March 2008 said...
She should hang out with Iggy Pop on a permanent basis, she looks about 12 next to that giant ballbag.
ScarletVonFist on Tue 11 March 2008 said...
Jesus Christ the lady looks scary. I wont be sleepoing tonight! + the fact is she is not rock n roll but a marketing and PR teams wet dream!
cardomon on Tue 11 March 2008 said...
FFS that nearly made me drop my coffee. Sacry or what "shudder"
Holdingout4ahero on Tue 11 March 2008 said...
For a hall of fame, it's not exactly famous is it? Where the fuck is this hall, and will madonna be kept in there forever or until she dies?
RoyKeane on Tue 11 March 2008 said...
MY EYES! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!
mandiapple on Tue 11 March 2008 said...
Dear Madonna, Please stop showing us all your wrinkly granny privates and buy some non-seethrough clothes. Love, The entire planet
Kermit on Tue 11 March 2008 said...
Iggy, FFS do us a favour and put that hideous torso away!!! the tan is as bad as Chantelle and Jordan....eekkk!! my afternoon snack has just gone back to my throat seeing him topless. Get a grip you saggy old druggie.
HeroicDose on Tue 11 March 2008 said...
I don"t know if you've ever seen the film Creepshow but there is something in a box under the stairs that looks a lot like that. Probably sings better though.
DickyM on Tue 11 March 2008 said...
I thought it was Diana Dors
BustySinclair on Wed 12 March 2008 said...
Stop breathing MY air you craggy old jamrag or I'll untie the balloon knot at the back of your head causing your face to sag down to your knees and become tangled with your slimy labia
ClimeySunt on Wed 12 March 2008 said...
Fuck... thought i was watching spitting image for a minute there.. hideous sea pig
ScarletVonFist on Wed 12 March 2008 said...
Bride of Chucky coming at cha!
blaxa on Wed 12 March 2008 said...
Mildred!
ciderwithrosie on Wed 12 March 2008 said...
another 50 years and her lucky gap will be completely closed
Monalicious on Thu 13 March 2008 said...
If she is so "healthy", why are her teeth so yellow? I smoke 2 packs a day, and live on coffee, but yet my teeth look better!
eyekon on Fri 14 March 2008 said...
miss piggy
Spandex on Thu 27 March 2008 said...
Danny La Rue.
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