MADONNA IS TURNING INTO IGGY POP
GET INTO THE GRAVE
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Published on Tue 04 March 2008 by roryk
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MADONNA IS TURNING INTO IGGY POP |
Can anyone think of a reason why Madonna
would be asking Iggy Pop to perform when she is inducted into the Rock 'n' Roll
hall of fame later this month?
We can: it's because SHE'S PHYSICALLY BECOMING HIM.
Just look, the evidence is all there: overly developed muscles, wiry sinews sliding around under a taut covering of desiccated skin, desperation to hang on to a long-departed youth shining in the eyes, hair dyed to within an inch of turning into a Brillo pad, crazed wailing emitting from cat's arse mouth...
We think Madge will have fully made the transition into Iggy in the next month or so and after that there'll only be one person for her to set her sights on: Mumm-ra The Ever Living...
Just look, the evidence is all there: overly developed muscles, wiry sinews sliding around under a taut covering of desiccated skin, desperation to hang on to a long-departed youth shining in the eyes, hair dyed to within an inch of turning into a Brillo pad, crazed wailing emitting from cat's arse mouth...
We think Madge will have fully made the transition into Iggy in the next month or so and after that there'll only be one person for her to set her sights on: Mumm-ra The Ever Living...
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