MADONNA DID THE BROWN

It seems Bobby 'I was married to Whitney you know' Brown has finally stayed sober long enough to publish his autobiograqhy and one of the carefully-released titbits from it is his relationship with Madonna.

Bobby modestly writes:

"By the time I reached my third single on the Don't Be Cruel album, I was one of the biggest stars in the world. You know what that means. With success comes the women! At this time, I probably had dated half of the industry, including Madonna... She used to open up shows for New Edition in New York at the beginning of her career, so running back into her and getting to know her better at the height of my success was like a reunion."

What was Madge thinking? Having also dated Vanilla Ice, her collection of crap rap conquests is only missing MC Hammer! [Insert own 'Can't Touch This' knob gag here.]

Next week we'll expect more carefully-released revelations about Whitney that may or may not include something about drugs and widening circles of female friends.