Madonna and Guy Ritchie are voted 'Best Dressed Celebrity Couple'

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Published on Fri 03 August 2007 by IanMcShane

Madonna and Guy Ritchie are voted 'Best Dressed Celebrity Couple'

I may have missed it, but it seems the last issue of 'In Style' magazine may have come with a cover-mount of mind-altering drugs, because their readers have just voted Madonna and Guy Ritchie the to win the accolade of 'Best Dressed Celebrity Couple'.

Just inching out Worzel Gumidge and Aunt Sally for the top prize.

Obviously, today's must-see outfit is a purple (clout-exposing) leotard topped with a camel-hair coat, and a selection of fencing scars, passed off as a dodgy East-end childhood.

Obviously, it's fucking ridiculous that this pair took the accolade, but when you see the list of runners-up, it seems almost appropriate. Madonna and Guy beat off stiff competition (!) from Gwen Stefani/Gavin Rossdale, Katie Holmes/Tom Cruise and Barry/Paul Chuckle.

Surprisingly, there was no top ten place for Pete/Kate and Kelly Brook/Mental Baldybastard. The Borrell/Dunst entry was deemed invalid for glamorous purposes after Kirsten was seen literally kicking her own sagging cadaver-like breasts around London and attempting not to step on them as she shopped.

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COMMENTS

		HalfdeadFred on Fri 03 August 2007 said... and truly the dead walked the streets...it is the end of the world time!!!
		Sundaeg1rl on Fri 03 August 2007 said... Fucking hell, who were the judges? Stevie Wonder, Helen Keller and Joey Deacon?
		thingymabob on Fri 03 August 2007 said... judge by cat weazel and super gran!
		cuntlicker2000 on Fri 03 August 2007 said... Even though I think her music 'sucks arse' (as you Yanks are so wont to proclain), I can see that she is usually well dressed. On the other hand I cant understand for the life of me why Ritchie is judged as a natty dresser. Bland yes, but certainly nothing you wouldnt see dawn a cockerney booza on a Friday night.
		cuntlicker2000 on Fri 03 August 2007 said... Alas, Poor Joey. You shuffled off this mortal coil just when you had been given that lovely house.
		on Fri 03 August 2007 said... lmao at joey deacon, who remembers him getting his blue peter badge, he almost shook himself back to normal
		JoMama on Fri 03 August 2007 said... MC Hammer & John Barnes at fancy dress parties dress better than these two misfits. My top fashion tips for these cunts? For her, a belt around her neck and my cock in her harris. For him, a vice handle as a hat. That'll do, pig.
		sirbuckle on Fri 03 August 2007 said... Joey Deacon, they sent that poor cunt up something rotten.
		JiggeryCock on Fri 03 August 2007 said... That's Bill Turnbull and Ian Gillan that is - best dressed couple my great hairy steaming 'king of rock and roll' chuff!
		foxychic34 on Fri 03 August 2007 said... It's nice to see that Her Madge can look rough. She's a trout!
		foxychic34 on Fri 03 August 2007 said... It's nice to see that Her Madge can look rough. She's a trout!
		on Fri 03 August 2007 said... look at him, so engrosed in his new 'film' that he cant see me pulling a stocking full of tennis balls out of her arse at the same time as i bean flick her over the edge.....
		Sundaeg1rl on Fri 03 August 2007 said... Joey Deacon always gets the party started...
		Mungo Shuntbox on Fri 03 August 2007 said... bet she poos in her tights when she neezes
		Charver on Sun 05 August 2007 said... Ahh, I hope they die.
		TONKA on Tue 07 August 2007 said... what a pair of fucking idiots, but, 'cadaver like breasts' ?excellent I laughed 'til I cried when I read that