CARRY ON KATONA

First up, congrats to Kerry Katona on giving birth to her fourth child, Max, yesterday. We wish the little blighter all the best of luck in life. Let's hope all the junk food and cigarettes during the pregnancy didn't do him too much harm... And so nice that she named him after Max Clifford (she actually did). Secondly, Mackenzie Crook has had some things to say about her...

The British actor, who played Gareth in 'The Office', stars alongside Kerry in new film 'Three and Out' (what Katona is doing in a film we don't rightly know), has revealed that he thinks that Kerry could become the new Barbara 'Babs' Windsor.

A bimbo who gets her tits out for laughs? Yeah, she could probably do that...

"I think she has a bit of Barbara Windsor about her and was great," he said

"She was perfect in the role of the young bit of totty, arrived on time and knew all her lines."

Yes, Kerry is very good with her lines isn't she...

"Trust me, she is a talent."

Well that's not quite the word we'd use...