Lynch mob hounds Amy Winehouse and her husband

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Published on Fri 24 August 2007 by BOURNE

Lynch mob hounds Amy Winehouse and her husband

You might have read on another site - one more friendly to celebrities - about how Amy Winehouse had moved from the Sanderson to the Covent Garden Hotel this morning following yet another almighty scrap with her other half. HM has, however, even more up to date info about their ridiculous life from this lunchtime. Read on...

"Some top quality Winehouse mentalism just now," a mole emailed in to HM Towers, only minutes ago.

"[I] was boozing at lunch and got embroiled in the paparazzi scrum as Amy Winehouse left the Covent Garden Hotel with whatshisname she's married too. A couple of ever reliable British builders followed them, screaming 'Skagheads! Junkies!' etc, which was mildly amusing.

"[Amy and Blake] fucked off towards Leicester Square then came back with paps in tow. [They then] went into the Fred Perry shop and hid there for ten minutes while the gathered paps and crowd chanted 'Junkies! Junkies!', pretty much blockading them in [before escaping]. Then they fucked off towards Covent Garden."

Hooray! for that mole and hooray! for the Great British public. Hooray!

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COMMENTS

		ChunkyMunky on Fri 24 August 2007 said... Is it just me or is this cunt in the hat the even poorer mans' Pete Doherty, although at least he's had the decency not to molest our ears with any "musical genius" or aspirations of dickensian squalor?? And he's wiping out this stinking tattooed scrutbag too - good work useless cunty bloke!
		dandyboy on Fri 24 August 2007 said... That's it Amy, keep a low profile while you're recovering. Fucking attention-seeking media whore!
		Monkeydog on Fri 24 August 2007 said... This pair would have been the star attraction at Phineas Taylor Barnum's place! She really should get rid of that stinking lump of scaggy hairball and it goes with out saying the fucking wig. Their 15 mins is almost up.
		englishoutlaw on Fri 24 August 2007 said... he got funny teeth
		Marshfield on Fri 24 August 2007 said... Not really sure that lots of people shouting "Junkies!" towards them is really going to be too helpful to Amy's mental health or ability to recover.
		joannepsi on Fri 24 August 2007 said... That velco-on beehive of hers looks like a ball of wool. She should really chop it off, or is that where she hides her stash?
		jonnysunspecs on Sat 25 August 2007 said... her bloke should change his name to baldrick
		staghead on Sat 25 August 2007 said... Haha. Its times like this that my faith is restored in joe public.
		hairybrain on Sat 25 August 2007 said... Why is that stupid blonde bitch taking a picture of the back of their heads'.Clueless cunt.
		HoratioKnibbles on Sat 25 August 2007 said... GHASTLY PAIR OF CUNTS
		josiewales on Sat 25 August 2007 said... I bet her minge is really fusty
		Speedwolf on Sun 26 August 2007 said... "Not really sure that lots of people shouting "Junkies!" towards them is really going to be too helpful to Amy's mental health or ability to recover." Exactly! Bring these talentless scumbags down.
		sirbuckle on Sun 26 August 2007 said... That B-F-C is a cuntoid of the highest order. Burn him, and burn him well
		Dames on Mon 27 August 2007 said... At least the couple are visibly keen to reinvent themselves and not always, predictably, incessantly, unfailingly look like tragic cliches huh...
		itsjustsomoving on Mon 27 August 2007 said... Nice teeth pal
		banksy on Mon 27 August 2007 said... aha this website is just full of bitter cunts, who probaly have shit lives themselves and have to take to posting hatemail on the worst website ever to try and make their shitty lives seem that much brighter. ooooh i am a bitch arent i...
		Fucksocks! on Tue 28 August 2007 said... Spot the Winehouse fan.