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Lowri Turner reveals herself to be even more bigoted than normal

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Lowri Turner reveals herself to be even more bigoted than normal

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Difficult to know what Lowri Turner thinks she is doing. Lots of journalists, columnists or commentators like to stir things up by offering controversial views an opinion, like Julie Burchill, Kelvin Mackenzie, Carole Malone and Jane Moore. What they do quite well is to sit just enough on one side of the fence as to not completely commit career suicide.

Unlike Lowri Turner.

"I think of myself as pretty 'right on'. My home is on the border of the London Republic of Hackney. I've been to the Notting Hill Carnival"

"She seems so alien. With her long, dark eyelashes and shiny, dark brown hair, she doesn't look anything like me."

"If I wanted to pass us off as a nice, neat nuclear family, she would blow my cover at once."
This is Lowri talking about giving birth to her third child, the first by her Indian husband. Unbelievable.
Read the full article here.

Yes, I know it's hard to believe, but it really is the Daily Mail's website.



COMMENTS
sirbuckle on Fri 13 July 2007 said...
And precisely who the fuck is this? Who's Lowri Turner? Wy is this on here? That pic isnt her its BusterGonad's nut sack. Sort it out Moly fkn hell
ChunkyMunky on Fri 13 July 2007 said...
sweet christ - that'd block out the sun!!
dandyboy on Fri 13 July 2007 said...
I've got a bit of sick in my mouth after seeing that...
on Fri 13 July 2007 said...
This woman needs a fucking slap. No more, no less, a good old fashion wallop across the chops for being so self obsessed it actually made me want to adopt her kid for its own sake. Your daughters gonna have fucking massive therapy bills if she ever reads the balls you seem to be spouting woman!
ChunkyMunky on Fri 13 July 2007 said...
You would think it would be common sense to just treat the new baby like a baby, not some excuse to peddle some bigoted self-absorbed toss?? Feel sorry for the kid - disadvantaged from birth for being infected with the genes that carry a fat caboose like that!!!
JiggeryCock on Fri 13 July 2007 said...
Look, it's all part of the 'child-as-lifestyle-statement' movement, we seem to have dropped into. 'Hi Mummy, I'm your baby'. 'NO YOU'RE NOT YOU'RE AN ACCESSORY!' 'Want Bitty!' 'JEEEEZUS IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU ISN'T IT, YOU TWO DAY OLD PIECE OF SHIT......WHEN DO I GET SOME 'ME' TIME?'
JiggeryCock on Fri 13 July 2007 said...
BTW that is certainly an impressive stain she's got going there. The not just the size of it but there appears to be some sort of splattering effect too. Has she been storing her darts up her chuff?
RoyKeane on Fri 13 July 2007 said...
Nasty fat spunk stained ass
itsjustsomoving on Fri 13 July 2007 said...
well we all know she's got a face like a dropped pie so at least something is in order.
MrsMoon on Fri 13 July 2007 said...
where are social services?!? This woman only just dropped her sprog and she is filling it with toxic bilge and exploiting the poor little sod for cash already.......... Where also are the arse police?!?
nobcheeze on Fri 13 July 2007 said...
I like the part in her article '...people will assume she is adopted. After all, it's all the rage in showbiz circles.' Surely Lowri (whoever the fuck she is) doesn't regard herself as being in a 'showbiz circle'! Perhaps she has lifesize cardboard cutouts of Tom Cruise, Angelina Jolie, et al at home and has pretend dinner parties with them. You stupid, sad, misguided bitch! Do your baby and the rest of your family a favour and disappear up your own arse, you're nearly there already.
DickMarsh on Fri 13 July 2007 said...
On THE BOARD a few weeks ago there was an hillarious story from a bloke who lives down her street and has been humping her mouth on and off since her bloke left her
shig on Fri 13 July 2007 said...
Not surprising coming from one of the 'slack women' presenters.
LoneGunMan on Fri 13 July 2007 said...
Okay, so you married an Indian, pledged your love, had his child, You still can't say shit like that. IT'S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD I TELLS YA!
Vileman on Fri 13 July 2007 said...
CUNT
Nutkins on Sat 14 July 2007 said...
Holy Christ that is one fucking fat ass! You could get an entire Welsh Man's choir involved in bukake on that and they'd still be room for a football teams jizz! Has she got a sweaty ass or is that cum?
Nutkins on Sat 14 July 2007 said...
For fuch sake...what chance does that little girl have in life with a mother like that! Lowri Turner is a prize cunt! I hope her daughter NEVER reads that sorry excuse of an article.
on Sun 15 July 2007 said...
That's one SWEATY ARSE! This is the reason I didn't get on the Anna Kournikova bandwagon.See,sweat from your arse STINKS of sweaty shit,regardless of whether you showered five minutes ago.It's a location thing.Shit comes out your arse and your arse sweats.Therefore the more you sweat,the more you smell like shit.I've picked up beautiful sweaty women from clubs and they all smell shitty down there.It's annoying but if you bathe them first it's not a problem.On the other hand women who do NOT perspire have exquisite tasting/smelling fannies.
on Sun 15 July 2007 said...
was is lowri turner or waynetta slob who turned to their partner and shouts but i want a bran baby
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