London pub burns down and showbiz journalists across Britain break out into a cold sweat
London's Hawley Arms pub in Camden has burnt down in a huge fire, leaving 99% of London's music scene without a regular place to take drugs and stare at each other.
I'm no detective, but this is either someone taking huge offence to the photos of Johnny Borrell on the wall, or a really over the top way of helping Amy Winehouse out with her Rehab thing.
More news as it happens. Oh wait - It's burnt to fuck, thats pretty much the whole of it. You can carry on.
BIG hahaha to SKY News once again though, for talking about the celebs who drink at the Hawley. Neil Fielding from the Mighty Boosh, and Neil Gallagher from Oasis. COME ON GRANDADS!