ALL KNOCKED UP?

US magazine National Enquirer is claiming that Lisa Marie Presley, daughter of Elvis, is pregnant for the third time. She married partner Michael Underwood last month in a surprise ceremony, which some described as 'rushed' and others as 'totally shotgun'.

As a 'friend' (who had no shame in running off to the media and gabbling away for money) confirmed, Lisa Marie wanted to look her best for the wedding photographs, which in her book meant not waddling down the aisle whilst eight months' gone.

"Lisa Marie was determined to look great for her wedding. I think she didn't want to be pregnant in her photographs. If they'd have waited until the spring when they were due to get married, the bump would have been showing. As soon as she found out she was pregnant in early January, she told Michael, 'Let's get married now.'"

Lisa already has two children and three marriages behind her. The children are by last husband Danny Keogh. She has also married Nicolas Cage, though no children were forthcoming from that coupling, perhaps as he was too busy marching around and bellowing hammily at the sky.

And of course, she was also married to Michael Jackson. Oddly, she didn't have any children during that relationship.

Elsewhere in the world of up-the-duff ladies, Katie Holmes is not pregnant with tiny Tom's second child and Nicole Kidman's 'people' have denied that the boring actress had a snifter of wine at the Oscars and instead said that she had a lemon zinger tea, whatever the fuck that is.