JUST OUR LUCK

Carrying on the family tradition of being a petulant toerag is Lindsay Lohan's 'kid' sister Ali. From what we'd seen of her, the 14-year-old always seemed like a nice girl who had her wits about her, in spite of her 'out for a quick buck despite what it'll cost' father Michael, pushy witch of a mother Dina and haggered disaster of a sister Lindsay.

Not so. Ali wants to be bigger, better and more in our faces than her 'idol' Lindsay.

Oh. God.

"I want a Hollywood career so bad. So bad you don't even know. And now, it's actually happening," said Ali to Teen Vogue.

"I grew up watching Lindsay, and it made me want to do what she does. Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or onstage, with everybody listening to you… it's so cool when people look up to you. I've already been asked for my autograph, and it's just a really good feeling to have."

What is there to look up to? Her muff flashing? Her prodigious drinking and sleeping with scum like Calum Best? Her film 'career'? Her blink-and-you'll-miss-it-no-really-do- blink-it-was-awful dabble with the world of pop?

The world needs another pestering Lohan as much as Britney needs another pap outside her house.