MYSPACE IS BETWEEN MY EARS

Hmm. It's never the most brilliant idea when embarking on a new relationship to have a bit of a pop at your new partner's mother. It's an even worse idea to post your semi-literate thoughts on your MySpace account where the world can read them and almost understand them.

Lindsay Lohan's new partner, the charming professional snowboarder (a step up from amateur snowball-maker) Riley Giles appears to have done just that, but naturally he's claiming he was fitted up, using the oldest excuse in the book: "I'm too stupid to do that!"

Judge for yourself. This is the entry that appeared on a MySpace profile purporting to be that of Riley Giles, posted just after Lindsay's mother began her own reality TV show.

"ADVICE OF THE WEEK: if your a mom, with 4 kids, the best thing u can do for them right now is have a reality show. WE. DO. NOT. WANT. she had the nerve to ask us to be on. no thanks!"

Now he's claiming that he doesn't even have a MySpace page. Maybe he's telling the truth. Yes, it matches the barely literate snowboarder profile, but no mention of the phrase 'gnarly'? The jury is out.