Lindsay Lo-hamlet

Lindsay Lohan's lawyer has brought up an interesting spin on how difficult it is to be a young drug-sniffing starlet in Hollywood by quoting an English playwright who has been dead for nearly 400 years.

You know you're totally fucked (legally wise) when you lawyer can come up with no other defence than to quote Shakespeare's 'Hamlet' in order to defend your rampant nose nonsense which has been captured on camera.

Dusting down his old tenth-grade assignment, her atrocious attorney came up with the genius quote:

"This just goes to show how hard it is to be Lindsay Lohan, who's even denied her privacy in the sacred confines of a ladies' room stall and then must fend off the slings and arrows of false allegation."

Or Lindsay could just take arms against her sea of troubles, and by opposing end them. By not constantly sticking that shit up her nose.

Then, to quote the great man, she could fuck right off to a nunnery, sharpish.