LOHAN BEHOLD!

Michael Lohan, the man whose determined rutting gave birth to Lindsay and the rest of her clan is reportedly unhappy with the thought of ex-wife Dina parading his family in front of reality TV cameras for their own series. It's fair enough that he would have such concerns. Look at the way the Osbournes turned out, after all.

Good for Michael. He's just looking out for his younger daughter Ali after all as he feels she will be 'exploited' by such a media-hungry exercise. Well done, Michael, for standing up for your family and realising that getting your horrible fame-hungry gob into the trough of celebrity TV is not the be all and end all when it comes to a stable and happy family life.

In other (and completely unconnected news) Michael Lohan has announced that he would quite like to have his own chat show, hopefully co-hosting with his great pal Stephen Baldwin.

No doubt he'll be able to get through the pilot episode without mentioning his family once, even though they are the only reason he is sitting and sweating under the media lights in the first place. Classy man, classy family.