PAPA DON'T PREACH

Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan's mother came forward to say how wonderfully artistic the nude photos of her daughter in the New York Magazine are. Some say 'artistic', others just say 'cor what a cracking pair of tits'. Today, her father Michael Lohan has had his say on his daughter getting her breasts out for every man in every country to ogle at.

Michael Lohan found the time to talk to Us Weekly about Lindsay's photo shoot:

"I'm not going to look at the photos — that's my daughter!"

Well, just because you aren't taking a look, it doesn't mean that all your friends (and everyone else) aren't gawping at your daughter's tits.

"Lindsay is an adult, and she knows the direction she wants to take her career. The fact that the photographer [Bert Stern] who did Marilyn Monroe’s pictures would ask Lindsay to re-create them… that’s an amazing thing. I pray there are no parallels to her and Marilyn Monroe’s destiny."

There are always prayers, but now he's no longer prison, he could just talk to her instead.