Lindsay Lohan's drunk behaviour spurns a new phrase

Lindsay lays down the law

Published on Mon 04 June 2007 by Fatty

Lindsay Lohan's drunk behaviour spurns a new phrase

Lindsay Lohan is making her mark on Hollywood and not just by passing on whatever rumpo diseases she has on any given week.

No, the erstwhile underage booze hound is the proud owner of a new phrase that the kids in LA are using to refer to the unfairness of being turned away from drinking haunts due to their youth.

'Lohan's Law'.

"Many pretty underagers, out to celebrate the MTV Movie Awards, were complaining of being turned away from nightclubs by what they're now calling Lohan's Law," wailed a source outside Yates' Wine Lodge.

Amazing.

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pass it on print article

WALK THE BANK
MEAT THE BEATLES
YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANNA BE MY LOVER
THEY TRIED TO MAKE HIM GO TO REHAB
IS THIS THE GREATEST NAME IN THE WORLD?

IS IT ANY BLUNDER
HBO NO-NO
OWN GOALY MOLY
NEWSMOUND
HELP PROTECT DOLLY PARTON'S 'MOUNTAINS'

COMMENTS

		pondscum on Mon 04 June 2007 said... That photo looks like the Lord is rogering her ringpiece
		pondscum on Mon 04 June 2007 said... Can we play join the spots on her forehead? With jism!
		Kermit on Mon 04 June 2007 said... Will someone please shoot this ginger Z lister?!! what is she famous for again...? oh yeah, flashing her fanny. Classy bird.
		RayReardon on Mon 04 June 2007 said... bravo Kermit - well said. 147 ah ah ah ah....
		on Mon 04 June 2007 said... I love Lindsey. She's ginger but that's OK because she shaves down there...
		Vileman on Mon 04 June 2007 said... Can you actually shave ginger pubes. I thought you had to remove them with electricity, rather like wire wool on a 9v battery.
		on Mon 04 June 2007 said... A blowtorch normally does the trick but failing that an angle grinder will work. Either way there tends to be some blistering. Still rather a blistered one with 3rd degree burns than a ginger one......Incidentally, is a blowtorch much different from a fleshlight (anybody who's visited a porno site knows what one is (so that's everybody here then (don't lie you bastards!))) only I've got a blowtorch and it's got a hole and everything. Just thinking about....
		Sundaeg1rl on Mon 04 June 2007 said... LordDecider, is your real name Patrick Bateman? Remind me never to come round to yours for as cheese and wine party...
		DickMarsh on Tue 05 June 2007 said... I hear she uses bolt cutters and does em individually