No Anoymous Alcoholics at Lohan's Bash

You'd think, as an ex-rehabber and member of Alcoholics Anonymous, that Lindsay Lohan probably wouldn't be so stupid as to get industrial quantities of vodka flown in for her Las Vegas 21st birthday bash. You'd be wrong.

You'd also think, that as a responsible vodka brand, Svedka wouldn't want to have its product associated with someone who has so plainly been going off the rails, caught snorting things in club toilets and shagging creatures as revolting to all right-thinking people as Calum Best, let alone be sponsoring Lohan's party. You'd be wrong again.

And finally you might think that as the lawyer for someone who could be one of Hollywood's highest-earning actresses if she didn't keep pissing off the major studios, you'd strongly recommend your client to avoid doing any deal with a vodka company and keep her head down. Yes, that's right, you'd be wrong for a third time.

Lohan's lawyer, Mike Heller, confirmed the Svedka sponsorship deal in a conversation with US Weekly. "It's should be the best party ever," he said, no doubt shovelling his brokerage fee into his bulging pockets as the dollar signs lit up his eyes.