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Lindsay Lohan: fresh arrest for DUI and found with a controlled substance

LiLo - Busted Again

Lindsay Lohan: fresh arrest for DUI and found with a controlled substance

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Breaking news: the fresh out of rehab Lindsay Lohan has been arrested again for drink driving in the early hours of this morning (California time), and also found to be in possession of cocaine.

TMZ is reporting that Lohan was arrested around 2:15am this moring in Santa Monica, having been nicked only a few weeks previously for a drink driving smash in Beverly Hills.

Lohan's charges include possession of cocaine, driving under the influence, transporting a narcotic into a custodial facility and driving on a suspended license. Her bail has been set at $25,000.

At the time of writing, Lohan was still behind bars and had been arrested following a report of her vehicle chasing another car.

Paris In Prison: Part II - here we come!

COMMENTS
pondscum on Tue 24 July 2007 said...
Take Paris and Britney to prison with you. Look to it as a savings plan. $5k a week you wont be spending on Columbia's finest.
RoyKeane on Tue 24 July 2007 said...
Silly Silly girl. Still, a spell behind bars will hopefully kill her. No more of that nasty ginger growler being flashed around for all to see. TWAT!!
MrsMoon on Tue 24 July 2007 said...
someone just cut her fucking break cables...
dandyboy on Tue 24 July 2007 said...
What is this, some cunting keeping up with the joneses thing? Hilton's stupid enough to forget she shouldn't be driving, so goes and drives a car. This mong is told she can't drink or drive, so goes and drinks and drives, and just for maximum effect decides to have some marching powder in the glovebox. I'm a cunt for even writing this much about it...
poshfloozy on Tue 24 July 2007 said...
"transporting a narcotic into a custodial facility" Classy broad probably had her marching powder stashed in her mimsy. Which means she was strip-searched. That's my day made, thank you.
on Tue 24 July 2007 said...
I'd bum her until her arse looked like a shotgun wound to a porpoise
MrsMoon on Tue 24 July 2007 said...
LordDecider...truly poetic, Hardyesque..i am moved by your contribution.....
on Tue 24 July 2007 said...
lo-hoe! overload please stop HM i'll good
MrsMoon on Tue 24 July 2007 said...
'brake' not 'break'...i'm so tired, i want to go to bed...HM can you put a pic on of Becks with his cock out to wake me up?
pondscum on Tue 24 July 2007 said...
(quote)pic of Becks with his cock out to wake me up
MrsMoon, refer to previous page, 'Becks and his (posh)cock'
ChunkyMunky on Tue 24 July 2007 said...
Poshfloozy - like your style! The thought of her getting the rubber glove treatment from some fat copper with hands like shovels is indeed a heartwarming one!!
Vlad on Tue 24 July 2007 said...
Ah, the good Lord! Glad to see you back and obviously in such fine fettle sir. I watched "Bobby" the other day, in which Miss Lohan appears, though which i didn't realise until afterwards... but she was some fine ass bitch. Would, beyond a shadow of a doubt, and she would thank me heartily for it
Twiglet on Tue 24 July 2007 said...
LD, you're back, you have been sorely missed. It hasn't been the same without you and Mr Marsh.
Twiglet on Tue 24 July 2007 said...
And very good timing as well......I finished crocheting the arab strap just last night!
JiggeryCock on Tue 24 July 2007 said...
Now here's a girl who knows how to party! 'Keys - check! Purse - Check! Ching - Check! Booze - Triple check! Knickers - Nope, let's rock the fuck on!'
on Tue 24 July 2007 said...
*Boooiiiiinnngg!! Harlequin appears out of nowhere like Zebidee from the Magic Roundabout at the mention of arab strap on* LD and Twiglet both back and about I see. Now let the punishment of LiLo commence! LD this better be good!
heatherinstate on Tue 24 July 2007 said...
How refreshing to see you cats across the pond hate this troll just as much as we do in the states...hawtness
Twiglet on Tue 24 July 2007 said...
Harlequin....no other takers on the arab strap yet (although I think Vileman was interested when I first started it?) so go for it!
Vileman on Tue 24 July 2007 said...
Bugger. I really must spend less time working and more time HolyMolying.
Twiglet on Tue 24 July 2007 said...
Vileman......still yours if you want it?
Marshfield on Tue 24 July 2007 said...
Can't explain it, but Lindsay does it for me. But yet another example of how dumb/fucked up she is at the moment - one of the most famous people in California - and she decides to drive whilst pretty much everybody knows she's not allowed to. FFS - get one of your entourage to drive / carry the drugs.
stun on Wed 25 July 2007 said...
She needs sixty or seventy oily slaps across her cheeks with a fat, snogy semi-hard and about 50ccs of hot cod yogurt fired across her face and into her eyes with a brace of desperate grunts, a low moan and the words, 'Ya!' and 'Das is Gut!' offered about twenty seconds after the pop-shot.
Mungo Shuntbox on Wed 25 July 2007 said...
I actually think she needs rasberries blowing on her tummy and a severe tickling until she laughs so much she shits herself and runny sick comes from her nose. But I'm old fashioned.
ChunkyMunky on Wed 25 July 2007 said...
Heatherinstate - yep! we hate her bitch-ass with avengeance over here...but that said, as men with no taste, we certainly would if only in punishment for her media torture of us all!
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