LI SHOULD BE SO LUCKY

Instead of just getting on with 'the acting', Lindsay Lohan is bringing out another album. But worse than that, she reckons she'll be as big as Rihanna or Kylie - WTF?

The actress, who already hurt more than a few eardrums with her yelpy teenage albums 'Speak' (no, just don't) and 'A Little More Personal' (again, just don't) told People magazine that she wants her third offering to be more dancey to showcase the new Lindsay.

Oh. Sweet. Jesus.

"My inspiration is Kylie Minogue-meets-Rihanna," said Lindsay.

"I think the past is the past and it should be kept there. It's a new slate for me, and I want to show that in my new record."

Yeah yeah, that's really nice that you've changed and all that but does anyone really want to hear a watered-down Kylie impersonator guffing on about her new life? That's the new life where she sips cammomile tea and tries to flog her little sister off on us?

Apparently she's somehow managed to talk Ne-Yo into working on the album, so expect some of the most incipid music since Paris Hilton's 'Stars Are Blind'.

Lord help us. GIVE IT UP, WOMAN!