HERBIE: FULLY FRONTAL

Now we know Lindsay Lohan is obviously a bit mental - letting Calum Best puts his bits in her and film it for one - but it looks like she's lost the plot with her latest professional decision. The 21-year-old has agreed to go naked in a budget film because she thinks it will make people see her as a more "mature actress"...

She's also agreed to do it for £40,000, a fraction of what she normally gets, which says to me more that she's shit and no one wants her unless she's naked than anything else.
Apparently the makers of the film wanted Lindsay to go topless for a sex scene but she volunteered - without being asked - to go fully nude instead. The ropey old slut.

A source said: "Lindsay doesn't care she's getting paid peanuts. She wants to remind people she can act and that she is worth hiring."

Worth hiring to play a nymphomaniac in a cheap film? Basically just a reality show then.

"She is fully aware of the potential of her body. Lindsay wants to build up an image as a mature, responsible actress," added another source.

Responsible, my testicles.

Anyway, if you can't remember what Lindsay Lohan looks like naked, here you go...