Any Chance Of A Lohan Till Payday?

Poor Lindsay Lohan's lucrative career seems to be over as both her movie bosses at Disney and Paramount and their equivalents in the music business at Casablanca have woken up to a fact that everyone noticed a good couple of years ago.

She's a useless waste of skin, who will let you down and turn in ratings disasters with relentless regularity.

Never mind, hopefully a short spell in prison will teach her some of the skills she has been lacking so far. Perhaps she could do a City & Guilds course and emerge as a plumber or electrician. At least she'd be providing a service whilst ripping people off all the time.

The ultimate clue for movie bosses was surely in the title of her best-known film. Though, when people went to the cinema to see 'Herbie: Fully Loaded', many expressed the opinion that they had expected the car to have the bulging headlights and erratic behaviour, not the fully-loaded piece of eye candy draped across the bonnet.