LINDSAY LOHAN STARTS WORK ON HER NEW ALBUM

LYRICAL LINDSAY

Published on Fri 22 February 2008 by roryk

LINDSAY LOHAN STARTS WORK ON HER NEW ALBUM

It is being reported that Lindsay 'look at my cans' Lohan is hard at work on her new album. So is Lindsay wearing her fingers to the bone as she furiously pours her innermost thoughts onto the lyric sheet?

Is she fuck. She's busy getting her tits out while her song-writing 'partner' Jeremy Greene does all the work.

And do you know how he untangles that complicated web of emotions that makes up Lindsay's frail and transcendental existence? Day-long interviews on the couch a-la Freud exploring her deeper emotions and probing her intricate workings?

Not a bit of it. No, he just READS ABOUT HER IN THE FUCKING PAPERS. Jesus, no wonder it's going to be the biggest pile of steaming turd since the ringmaster spiked Dumbo with laxatives.

Talking about a track called 'Faith', Greene said: "I think she'll relate to this song as well because it's about complicated relationships in someone's life. With everyone around her, she's definitely dealt with these kinds of relationships."

So is 'complicated relationships' the new euphemism for fucking everything with a cock within a two-mile radius of a bar?

Click here for the images of what Lindsay Lohan does best.

LINDSAY LOHAN, NEW ALBUM, JEREMY GREENE, PAPERS, BREASTS, TITS OUT, NEW YORK MAGAZINE

pass it on print article

JESSICA'S GUFF GAFFE
LOHAN FOR GOLD
SHERLOCK BONES
SOUR CHILD O' OZZY'S
NEWSMOUND

DIRTY DAVID
LEAVE ME A-LOHAN!
PAPA DON'T BLEACH
JOLIE HARD LIFE
OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP

COMMENTS

		Titselinabumsquirter on Fri 22 February 2008 said... Who does her make-up? a blind brick layer???
		JiggeryCock on Fri 22 February 2008 said... It will also feature a cover of the Phil Collins classic 'I'm Pissed Again', the Dire Straits classic 'Fisting By The Pool' and a direct, word-for-word rendition of the Dead Kennedys 'Too Drunk To Fuck'.
		dandyboy on Fri 22 February 2008 said... Stripped by DM seems apt after this week
		Dames on Fri 22 February 2008 said... 'see me play sexi at lindsay.pl' heh
		Lil on Sat 23 February 2008 said... Someone buy that girl a light bulb so she can actually see that it wasnt make up she applied to her face but mud.