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Lindsay Lohan says she's a serious actress who doesn't overdo it.

Lindsay Lohan is a serious actress

Lindsay Lohan says she's a serious actress who doesn't overdo it.

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Just so you know, Lindsay Lohan has cured her ills with a few crusty chants and now she's in a clear frame of mind, she's pissed off that anyone could have the audacity to call her a party animal. She just dances, you know.

Yes, she just dances and is a very serious actress who doesn't just want to be known for being that ginger STI magnet who flashes her clunge and goes to rehab every other week.

No, she wants to be known as that ginger STI magnet who flashes her clunge and goes to rehab every other week and who did a film about a talking car and that one about teenage girl shit like periods and homework.

"I was going out too much and I had too much pressure on my shoulders. I was not that happy and I needed to go to that place to be happy. There were therapy classes... They teach you to give to other people and I walked away with the benefit... If I get stressed out I say a serenity prayer. I meditate too," said the boozy ferret.

"I want Academy Awards. I am serious about what I do... I detest being known as a party girl. Even that term 'partying' is such an annoyance.

"I am a very social person. Why am I chastised for that? I've been a dancer all my life and it doesn't kill you to go out and dance."

Why are you chastised for dancing Lindsay? I'll tell you why - the fucking prodigious amount of marching powder that you trough up with this so-called 'dancing'.



COMMENTS
ChunkyMunky on Tue 10 July 2007 said...
Hmm...hard to take her seriously as an actress when her finest moment was in Herbie where she was out-acted by beetle, & her only other claim to fame is flashing her ginger growler in every camera lens going??
Vlad on Tue 10 July 2007 said...
why hasn't someone taken a baseball bat to her head? Hmmm, come on damn it, answer me. I don't think that she is now even worth a punishment bumming is she? Someone remove her eyes with a spoon.
pondscum on Tue 10 July 2007 said...
At least if she is a dud fuck, you can play join-the-spots. Or not.
ChunkyMunky on Tue 10 July 2007 said...
Vlad - are you the impaler and would you???
ChunkyMunky on Tue 10 July 2007 said...
Also given the length of cock she's had combined with the heroic drug consumption makes me think she'd be filth in the sack??
RoyKeane on Tue 10 July 2007 said...
Not that it means much to her but I think I'd fuck the dirty ginger till her growler overflowed mith my man custard. But she is still a scrotter tho
DickMarsh on Tue 10 July 2007 said...
Id like to blow both tanks of baby gravy into her open eyes then rub it deep with my cockend. That'd fucking show her..........yes
DickMarsh on Tue 10 July 2007 said...
Giggling to myself like a drunken epileptic now
JiggeryCock on Tue 10 July 2007 said...
UTAH FD, no doubt about it.
strangelad on Tue 10 July 2007 said...
Yer face looks a bit dry luv, here let me give give you some of manfat moisturiser, with added vitamin E, arrgghhhhhh, she's sucking me dry and my dick's sprouting lumps n boils.
on Tue 10 July 2007 said...
Yes, yes I would. a couple of times probably, in every orrifice with her hair in pig tails and her wrists strapped to her feet as I decimate the cheeky little minx. And you know she'd fucking love it...
on Tue 10 July 2007 said...
before you try to bed it you would have to be a carrier of the black death to counter anything lo-ho might try to pass on to your gene pool RANCID!
sirbuckle on Tue 10 July 2007 said...
whoring slutpiece I love her
Sundaeg1rl on Tue 10 July 2007 said...
I wish you'd say that to me, sirbuckle
bystander on Tue 10 July 2007 said...
As you know I don't usually judge a book by its cover however in this case I am making an exception. I will not be buying this book. Ugly fxxxxx
dandyboy on Tue 10 July 2007 said...
Give it too years and she'll be winning one of those porno awards, I reckon. The whole Disney/family movie crowd surely ain't gonna touch her with a bargepole after al the recent exposure *ahem*
DickMarsh on Tue 10 July 2007 said...
:-(
DickMarsh on Tue 10 July 2007 said...
oh and its two* dandy
dandyboy on Wed 11 July 2007 said...
Yes, I can see that now that I'm sober again. It's also all* and not al....
Vlad on Wed 11 July 2007 said...
Chunky, yes I am - and on this occasion i probably would, but only if I could hit her numerous times with my cock
ChunkyMunky on Wed 11 July 2007 said...
She deserves it...the dirty minx!
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