Lindsay Lohan says she's a serious actress who doesn't overdo it.
Just so you know, Lindsay Lohan has cured her ills with a few crusty chants and now she's in a clear frame of mind, she's pissed off that anyone could have the audacity to call her a party animal. She just dances, you know.
Yes, she just dances and is a very serious actress who doesn't just want to be known for being that ginger STI magnet who flashes her clunge and goes to rehab every other week.
No, she wants to be known as that ginger STI magnet who flashes her clunge and goes to rehab every other week and who did a film about a talking car and that one about teenage girl shit like periods and homework.
"I was going out too much and I had too much pressure on my shoulders. I was not that happy and I needed to go to that place to be happy. There were therapy classes... They teach you to give to other people and I walked away with the benefit... If I get stressed out I say a serenity prayer. I meditate too," said the boozy ferret.
"I want Academy Awards. I am serious about what I do... I detest being known as a party girl. Even that term 'partying' is such an annoyance.
"I am a very social person. Why am I chastised for that? I've been a dancer all my life and it doesn't kill you to go out and dance."
Why are you chastised for dancing Lindsay? I'll tell you why - the fucking prodigious amount of marching powder that you trough up with this so-called 'dancing'.