Lindsay Lohan lashes out at other stars

LiLo Lets Go

Published on Tue 07 August 2007 by IanMcShane

Lindsay Lohan lashes out at other stars

It's actually quite fun watching the badly-damaged Spitfire that is Lindsay Lohan burst into flames and spin relentlessly towards the ground as the engine screams.

Having entertained us with her arrests, bed-hopping, boozing and drug intake, she's now decided to turn on her acting rivals.

First to be attacked was Scarlett Johansson, who is described as "ugly" and "fat". Lohan's bile duct then opened in the direction of other stars. Keira Knightley? "Not the best actress in the world." Jessica Simpson is "dumb", and who can argue with that? But my favourite description is the one reserved for Sienna Miller: "a no-talent crackhead".

Damn! I'm starting to warm to this warped, spoilt, foul-mouthed trollop.

Lindsay Lohan, Scarlett Johansson, Keira Knightley, Sienna Miller, Jessica Simpson, Holy Moly, Hollywood, Celebrity News, Gossip

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COMMENTS

		DeirdreChambers on Tue 07 August 2007 said... Apart from the Johansson slurr she's pretty damn accurate!
		Bunglist on Tue 07 August 2007 said... who the fuck is lindsay lohan anyway? she's all over this site, unless you've got more pictures of her cunt, dont bother.
		HalfdeadFred on Tue 07 August 2007 said... whats with the red crayon....?
		themong on Tue 07 August 2007 said... She should write down some step 10's
		shitkicker on Tue 07 August 2007 said... ...as read somewhere else about two weeks ago
		JiggeryCock on Tue 07 August 2007 said... This is 'Step 11' - the 'slagging off the world like some pissed Glaswegian on the forecourt of Kings Cross Station' step.
		Darkharlequin on Tue 07 August 2007 said... Oi HM! Do not, I repeat DO NOT associate this ginga ninja lunatic spunkbucket with the Supermarine Spitfire!!! How fucking dare you! If anything she's a pesky Messerschmidt piloted by the diabolical hun before a mighty Spit (flown by HM reader of choice) jinks onto its six and fires a burst into the beasts belly...speaking of which...nah fuck it, too easy...
		ChunkyMunky on Tue 07 August 2007 said... hums dambusters theme & stands to attention HM please don't defile my memories of the battle of britain film with this spunk-supping crack-piping drunken harlot!! Someone should just dump in her mouth to shut her up...although watching her career and mental state disintegrate like crusty flakes from a cheesy cock is entertaining for the car-crash value in a schadenfreude kind of way!!
		sirbuckle on Tue 07 August 2007 said... have Messerschmidts got bomb doors?? I d like to see her bomb doors open DarkHarley me old son
		JiggeryCock on Tue 07 August 2007 said... In terms of complete useleness, surely the correct aeronautical comparison is with Howard Hughes 'Spruce Goose'
		Darkharlequin on Tue 07 August 2007 said... No bomb doors Sir B, merely an undercarriage...which I'm sure could be ruined given a vigorous once over.......Chunk well all I have to say to that is dah daaah dah dah dah dadadadaah duuh dah dah dah dadadahdaaaahh...what what :-)
		ChunkyMunky on Tue 07 August 2007 said... Tally-ho harlequin!! Choccie highway of Lohan away!! :) By god we'd strafe her with streams of gentleman's relish!!
		Marshfield on Tue 07 August 2007 said... Yeah insult whoever you want Lindsay love, but the moment you question the unquestioned beauty that is Scarlett Johannson, you go too far. So you're jealous I understand that, she's ten times better looking and could pull Justin Timberlake any time she wanted. Whilst the best you could do is Callum ("my dad's famous like") Best. Wake up and smell the coffee (/ vodka, sick, urine and shit stained bed sheets).