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LINDSAY LOHAN IS READY TO FIGHT BACK

BOUNCING BACK

LINDSAY LOHAN IS READY TO FIGHT BACK

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Lindsay Lohan has bounced her way out of rehab with her saliva-flecked chin held high and declared she's ready to fight the world. And who wants to fight a pissed-up druggy who puts it about a bit? Sorry, make that a former pissed-up druggy who puts it about a bit.

Now that she's confronted her demons, given them a little cuddle and put them away to play with later she's ready to restart her career and prove the doubters wrong.

"I hit rock bottom," she says, though anyone who saw 'Herbie: Fully Loaded' will argue that rock bottom came a good 18 months ago.

"Everything in my life came to a point where I had to make a decision; the arrest that night helped me come to a point where I had to make one."

Presumably the decision to avoid a long jail sentence by hiding out in a cushy clinic and drinking herself inside out. She's a defiant little tiger though, and not short on confidence. If only there were some sort of powder one could take to bolster aggression and confidence in the short term!

"I'm here to stay. My talent is a gift, and I'm going to use it in the right way," she thundered, though if the rumours are to be believed she actually does have a special talent, a party trick involving a length of hosepipe, a golf ball and her mighty lungs.

COMMENTS
JiggeryCock on Wed 10 October 2007 said...
'C'mon yah f-f-fuckahs!! WHO F-F-F-UKKIN WANT'S SOME EH? (Hic). I'M HANDY, ME!! (Gargle, burp). C-C-C-UNTS!!!
doctorcuntos on Wed 10 October 2007 said...
she's an example to all of us, who given the fame and cash, would hoover up all the powder in sight and totally take advantage of your good fortune? You've got your thirties to worry about the consequences love.
Person on Wed 10 October 2007 said...
I'm sorry - who is this woman?
redpixie on Thu 11 October 2007 said...
so, whats the story with the pipe and the golf balls? oh and her lungs?
spinderola on Thu 11 October 2007 said...
Munter
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