Lohan dumps twat

Lindsay Lohan has told D-list botherer Calum Best to sod off.

The Mean Girl, who has (probably) been swapping STIs with Calum ("You've got the clap? Boring! You gave me that last week," etc) decided to stop clamping her bits on him when she found out that he'd allegedly been groping around with prossers. 

"People close to her had been trying to tell her that dating Calum would bring down her image but she just wouldn't listen," said a source.

"That is until she saw the pictures of him with the hookers for her own eyes."

Bloody hell. We've heard of being too twatted to notice the shit for the trees but that really takes the biscuit. Calum Best sleeping around with women while dating another one?

Surely that's the only thing he does do. Thank God you're seeking help, Lindsay!