OH GOD, THERE'S MORE OF THEM!

OK! magazine claims that Michael has confirmed the existence of another Lohan offspring to them, that Lindsay has just been informed and that Michael has been in contact with the teenager's mother, remarking how much she looks like Lindsay.

"Years later [the woman] contacted me, convincing me that I was the only person she was with and that she had my child."

Well that's proof enough for anyone, surely? Michael seems to be making as much of a success of parenting this latest child as he did with the others, since he hasn't yet seen his daughter and has neglected to pay a penny towards child care for the last 13 years. Delightful man.

The truly terrible news is, there's another Lohan running around, no doubt soon to be in search of a media career and a cash-generating reality TV show. Sorry. This is a thoroughly depressing way to start the week.