WHAT DREAMS MAY COME

Poor old Lindsay Lohan is really suffering for her wild lifestyle and, according to US magazine Star, she has been diagnosed with a full-blown sex addiction. She just can't get enough apparently. Flights operate from Heathrow to Los Angeles on a regular basis, if you're interested.

Despite being treated for drug and alcohol addiction, it isn't a nice, smooth pint of Guinness that Lindsay's has been dreaming about. No, her night visions are full of cock, an insider told the magazine, giggling behind his hand.

"She's been having erotic dreams about her former lovers, like Calum Best, Wilmer Valderama and Jared Leto. Her counselors are trying to get her to understand that she's substituting one addiction for another."

Which is unfortunate. There's nothing more likely to force someone towards hard drugs or drink than the thought of Calum's sweaty red face bobbing up and down over their helpless body as those cold, dead shark-eyes roll in their sockets.

Sleep tight, Lindsay!