Linday Lohan has Calum Best sex pictures stolen from her computer

The Camera Never Lies. Celebs Do.

Published on Mon 16 July 2007 by IanMcShane

Linday Lohan has Calum Best sex pictures stolen from her computer

Oh no!
What terrible and unexpected news! Shy, demure Lindsay Lohan allowed ultra-trustworthy Calum Best to take some candid nude photos of her while the pair were on holiday in Jamaica, but, some rotter has broken into Lindsay’s private computer and spirited the filthy, seedy mess away...

A clearly devastated Lindsay, who was in no way expecting this to happen, wrote on her personal blog,

“All I know is that someone broke into my computer and left a file on my desktop saying they had the pictures Calum took of me naked.”

Well, I for one am stumped by this. Let’s call in the FBI, and if necessary move Dr. Lecter to a cell with a window, if that’s what he demands for helping out with this fiendish conundrum.

It’s terrible to think of someone profiting from such beautiful private pictures. And it’s worse to think that the pair profiting will be a narcotic-loving bint and a balding, talentless empty vessel still trading on his father’s name.

Lindsay Lohan, Calum Best, Sex photos, stolen mobile, myspace

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WALK THE BANK
MEAT THE BEATLES
YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANNA BE MY LOVER
THEY TRIED TO MAKE HIM GO TO REHAB
IS THIS THE GREATEST NAME IN THE WORLD?

IS IT ANY BLUNDER
HBO NO-NO
OWN GOALY MOLY
NEWSMOUND
HELP PROTECT DOLLY PARTON'S 'MOUNTAINS'

COMMENTS

		IanHuntley on Mon 16 July 2007 said... slowly wanks cock in anticipation
		Vileman on Mon 16 July 2007 said... Been taking a few lessons from Paris have we? How long before a DVD hits the streets showing these two ugly bastards rutting. Got to be easier than being any good as an actress on her part, or any good at being anything on his.
		Bunglist on Mon 16 July 2007 said... i've seen too many pictures of her and her bald cunt on display, ...plus all those pictures of her vagina. (...and something about beetle bonnets and herbie, i give up)
		CuntyMcCunt on Mon 16 July 2007 said... IanHuntley has the right idea....all we have to do is wait my pretties....wait....taps fingers together ala Mr. Burns
		Ingrate on Mon 16 July 2007 said... This is horrible but brilliant
		ChunkyMunky on Mon 16 July 2007 said... Show us the ginger mott! we demand clamshots!!
		Ingrate on Mon 16 July 2007 said... The (rest of the) woman maketh the cunt
		RoyKeane on Mon 16 July 2007 said... You know that she really is a filthy fucking ginger scrotter. Bet she bangs like a shithouse door at one of Gordon Ramseys restaurants
		ChunkyMunky on Mon 16 July 2007 said... exactly keano...which is why would like to see her ginger growler!
		on Mon 16 July 2007 said... why would you even want to remember what you did to this rancid piece of slop cabbage!
		Marshfield on Mon 16 July 2007 said... Well as Callum's dad once said - every hole's a goal. (Note: he probably didn't). Poor Lindsay, how unlucky can a girl get, if she didn't want the photo's to get out then delete them you stupid bitch, or at the very least move them to a portable non-internet connected hard drive or buy one of those cheap photo-printer things to print them and lock them away somewhere very very safe if they mean that much to you. You're a millionairess for god's sake, at least employ someone to ensure you're computer is as safe as safe can be, my guess is she hasn't got the first clue what a firewall is. If the do leak, plenty more sperm will be released into the environment and millions and millions of men will raise they own temperature by a couple of degrees, using slightly more oxygen than they normally would and releasing more carbon dioxide into the atmosphere from their manly pleasures. Ladies and gentlemen I think we need to get these photo's back with immediate effect or the whole planet could be in the midst of a major increase in global warming. But seriously if they do see the public light of day I think it will be good for Lindsay longer term in regard to her career, losing the girly-teen-chick flick movies and moving onto more mature substantial parts, and she have significantly less hesitation to doing proper nude scenes post this affair. So all round it's a win-win, even Callum wins strangely - his father would be proud, if he's still coherant up in heaven where the beer and vodka flows like the Niagra Falls up there..
		IanHuntley on Tue 17 July 2007 said... Too many words Marshfield, can you bulletpoint?
		JiggeryCock on Tue 17 July 2007 said... UTAH FD, until she was a puddle on the floor.
		Marshfield on Tue 17 July 2007 said... Yeah sorry Ian, got a little carried away
		on Wed 18 July 2007 said... don't even sweat it marshfield! we think it you type it fair trade me thinks