LILY'S LITTLEST THINGS

Although Lily was recently moaning about how boring a night out is when you're in the music biz darhhling, she's now found something to do that doesn't involve drink and drugs (although they may be essential for readers once she explains what it is). Lily claims that she likes to surprise her male friends by turning up wearing nothing but her underwear and a mac (a tactic usually employed by flashers).

Lily Allen, who was recently reported to have been dropped by Agent Provocateur, is still plugging their product and obviously trying to 'sex' up her image (but if she's not careful she may just end up getting arrested).

"Agent Provocateur is good for turning up at a male friend's house in a mac with underwear underneath. It is something I have grown to like. The stockings, the suspenders - you've got to have the full kit. It works for me anyway. I get turned on by myself and I love the expression on their faces. Pure panic!"

We don't think that 'panic' really covers it; 'absolutely petrified' is probably more on the button.

And how would she like it if a man turned up on her doorstep in just a mac and a pair of pants saying something like 'surprise, I'm so sexy me'? She'd probably scream and dial 999 as quickly as possible.