Lily Allen has been cavorting about in Cannes again, spending a large majority of her time with her breasts out (probably because it's easier than actually doing something interesting). But it seems that not everyone wanted to see her boobs (other than her dad, obviously, as he was also there)...
According to reports, Lily Allen was told off by wrinkly old Formula 1 boss Flavio Briatore because she riped off her bikini top and dived into the Mediterranean but had to be rescued by his crew because she started to drown.
But instead of comforting her or trying to give her mouth to mouth in a lecherous old man way, Briatore told her to cover up (which must be insulting seeing as the women that surround him are never fully clothed) and told to 'retire' for the evening.
Which probably makes him a better father than Keith...