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LILY ALLEN SAYS SHE'S THE BEST FEMALE CHAT SHOW HOST IN THE UK

LILY THE EAGLE ALLEN

LILY ALLEN SAYS SHE'S THE BEST FEMALE CHAT SHOW HOST IN THE UK

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Lily Allen and her new blonde hair have been talking shit again. This time, the loud mouthed one has been claiming that she is the UK's top female chat show host. And it looks like she's getting a touch of the Craig Davids as she's referring to herself in the third person...


Speaking on Virgin Radio, she said that she thinks she's better that Big Brother host Davina McCall (not hard, as she's possibly the second most annoying woman in the world)...

"I am actually the number one female chat show host. Davina didn't get commissioned for a second series. But I did, Lily Allen did."

Is it not only mental people who talk about themselves in the third person?

It's not a good look to boast about winning in a shit category, Lily. It's like saying you're the best footballer in the Faroe Islands or you're the best ski jumper in Britain. Although that comparison is a little unfair to Eddie The Eagle Edwards. You're not good, it's just that everyone else is, unbelievably, even more shit.


COMMENTS
Person on Tue 15 April 2008 said...
Unless I am much mistaken the gist of this story seems to be: "Famous person is egotistical, shocker." Which is fairly weak. I mean - it is really, isn't it? Weak, I mean. So come on HM - a bit of "man bites dog" wouldn't go amiss.
dm321 on Tue 15 April 2008 said...
Didn't hear this on the wireless, but reading "I am actually the number one female chat show host. Davina didn't get commissioned for a second series. But I did, Lily Allen did." doesn't lead me to believe she's a mental. Davina's show WAS awful, and Lily Allen is (I'm annoyed to say I like it, given the way her dad acts) quite watchable. She comes across well if you ask me.
Razorjaw on Tue 15 April 2008 said...
Why would I have sex with Lily Allen? Discuss.
BustySinclair on Tue 15 April 2008 said...
Nepotism in action
dansayle on Tue 15 April 2008 said...
She's no reason not to think she's the best at everything, she's been handed everything on a silver plate and even get a second series of her chat show despite it being so shit, the turd can be seen from space. Lets hope the tv show stops her making records ... sorry, having records made for her that she then recites her sixth form sniping and bullying over.
Sable on Tue 15 April 2008 said...
Come on, the BBC gave Little Miss Jocelyn a series of her own, so if she thinks that getting commissioned by them is anything to brag about she may be in for a little disappointment.
Sable on Tue 15 April 2008 said...
dan - getting a chat show seems to have shut Charlotte Church up, so this could actually be a masterplan on the part of BBC planning editors to keep her away from the charts until she's lost any currency she might once have had and then drop her.
thingymabob on Tue 15 April 2008 said...
....meh
thundachick on Tue 15 April 2008 said...
razorjaw..take your meds dear.
rainbow_brite on Tue 15 April 2008 said...
Anyone who refers to themself in the 3rd person should be welcomed with a smack in the face.
DickyM on Tue 15 April 2008 said...
Shes not even the best female chat show host on the Lilly Allen show.
CaptainCuntflaps on Tue 15 April 2008 said...
CaptainCuntflaps agrees.
eight on Tue 15 April 2008 said...
Poor Lily. The council estate seems so far away now doesn't it? Oh.
blaxa on Wed 16 April 2008 said...
Aaaargh! Blaxa don't like her! Blaxa don't like her!
Ankerw on Wed 16 April 2008 said...
Ankerw thinks she's a cunt.
Dames on Wed 16 April 2008 said...
Razorjaw: fuck off and die, basically.
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