LILY ALLEN NOT FRONTING AGENT PROVOCATEUR AFTER ALL

DISASTER AVERTED

Published on Thu 08 November 2007 by roryk

LILY ALLEN NOT FRONTING AGENT PROVOCATEUR AFTER ALL

If you were incredulous at yesterday's news that Lily Allen would be the new face (and everything else) of lingerie specialists Agent Provocateur, you wouldn't have been alone. Apparently it came as news to AP too. According to Vogue, the third instalment of the ad campaign will in fact feature not-unattractive French actress Vahina Giocante.

It seems that the world temporarily went mental yesterday, believing that the lingerie brand would go from Kylie to Kate Moss to... Lily Allen (Next stop Nana Moon).

Thankfully it turns out that speculation was just that, and that any unwarranted publicity Lily Allen got for her new (ridiculously photoshopped) ad for Braun would just have to be put down to experience.

A very good day's work for Lily's PR indeed, well done!

Lily gets publicity, we all get another saucy Agent Provocateur campaign to examine closely whilst simultaneously experiencing the overwhelming feeling of relief sweeping over us when we realise that we won't see a wonk eye in a bra. Hurray!

LILY ALLEN, AGENT PROVOCATEUR, Vahina Giocante

pass it on print article

WALK THE BANK
MEAT THE BEATLES
YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANNA BE MY LOVER
THEY TRIED TO MAKE HIM GO TO REHAB
IS THIS THE GREATEST NAME IN THE WORLD?

IS IT ANY BLUNDER
HBO NO-NO
OWN GOALY MOLY
NEWSMOUND
HELP PROTECT DOLLY PARTON'S 'MOUNTAINS'

COMMENTS

		englishoutlaw on Thu 08 November 2007 said... that bird looks like her off of titanic
		Fabio on Thu 08 November 2007 said... When I walk into, or past, Agent Provocateur the last thing I want to see modeling all the gear is some average looking bird who could have been pulled off the street at the last minute and been photo-shopped to shit. I want to perve on something a little bit special. And that is not you Lily Allen. That is definitely not you.
		MrsMoon on Thu 08 November 2007 said... ...leonardo Di Caprio?
		ChunkyMunky on Thu 08 November 2007 said... Thank goodness that talentless swamp-donkey is not going to be offending our eyeballs in her skimps....phew!
		madgitslipper on Thu 08 November 2007 said... pikey lasses are a joy ... im almost dissapointed
		strangelad on Thu 08 November 2007 said... Like any of Lilly Allens fanbase could even pronounce Agent Provacateur, let alone afford it.
		darkfung on Thu 08 November 2007 said... Appropriate for Lilly to do it though - cos the bint is a PIG IN KNICKERS !