LILY ALLEN NOT BOTHERED ABOUT AMERICA
STARS AND GRIPES
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Published on Mon 15 October 2007 by IanMcShane
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LILY ALLEN NOT BOTHERED ABOUT AMERICA |
Lily Allen has once again allowed herself to open her mouth and allow her cloud-like thoughts to run free and unchecked into the world.
This time she's gobbing on and on about the US and how she doesn't want to live in LA, which is just as well seeing as she can't even get a visa to enter the country after allegedly attacking a photographer. In much the same way, I wouldn't want to sleep with Angelina Jolie, because she's fat and she smells.
"I can't even get into America now but I wouldn't want to anyway. It's all about aesthetics over there and that isn't really what life is all about. LA's just weird, it's chaotic but flat - a bit like purgatory."
Yes, this is the same Lily Allen who has been banging on about her weight for the last few weeks and is now unconcerned over aesthetics. You have to admit, though, that her description of purgatory as 'chaotic but flat' is utter genius and not at all nonsensical. That Dante must be fucking kicking himself.
"I can't even get into America now but I wouldn't want to anyway. It's all about aesthetics over there and that isn't really what life is all about. LA's just weird, it's chaotic but flat - a bit like purgatory."
Yes, this is the same Lily Allen who has been banging on about her weight for the last few weeks and is now unconcerned over aesthetics. You have to admit, though, that her description of purgatory as 'chaotic but flat' is utter genius and not at all nonsensical. That Dante must be fucking kicking himself.
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