LILY ALLEN IS THE NEW FACE OF AGENT PROVOCATEUR
ONE SIZE FITS ALLEN
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Published on Wed 07 November 2007 by IanMcShane
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LILY ALLEN IS THE NEW FACE OF AGENT PROVOCATEUR |
Lily's first photoshoot took place at the weekend, though the pictures won't be available for public consumption until Spring next year, presuambly because AP are waiting for Adobe to bring out their new version of Photoshop called 'Utter Miracle'.
How nice to have Lily's expanses of white flesh encased in silk and lace, like a unsexy, unthreatening little pale sausage. The firm feel that Allen's curves will appeal to a lot of women. Well, they're sure to disappoint a lot of men.
One bright point is that Lily has shrunk from a size 14 to a size 8 (or so her people claim) so there's a lot less of her to hate, but can this really be the same Lily Allen who was vocal in the press about something like staying true to who you are and not losing weight?
One thing's for sure. Ginsters will be mad as hell that AP got in there first and stole their perfect poster girl.
Lily Allen,
Kylie,
Agent Provocateur,
Kate Moss,
Heidi Klum,
Giselle Bundchen,
Katie Melua,
Ginsters
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