Lily Allen is annoyed that her words get twisted by the media

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Published on Fri 13 July 2007 by

Lily Allen is annoyed that her words get twisted by the media

Lily Allen is pissed off that the media pick up on her attention seeking comments and print them from time to time.

Yes, Miss Rent A Fucking Quote, is peeved that the media could have the audacity to write about her when there are real things happening in the world. Unless of course they 'twist' her words. Which is obviously very important.

"This [blog writing] used to be one of my favourite things to do. I could come on here and vent how I feel honestly and get feedback from you guys. But the tabloid fucks have ruined it ."

(soz)

"Everything I write here gets twisted* and rewritten by a bunch of lazy fucks who haven't got anything better to write about. And the truth is I don't want to be in their fucking stupid magazines and daily fuck rags. In fact I hate it , I don't want to be a celebrity, I am a singer, I write songs, that's it."

* Like this? (Last paragraph)

I think I speak for all of us when I say,

'WELL STOP SLAGGING EVERYONE OFF IN INTERVIEWS AND THEN FOLLOWING IT UP BY SLAGGING THEM OFF AGAIN ON YOUR BLOG THAT THE WORLD CAN SEE, THEN.'

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COMMENTS

		HalfdeadFred on Fri 13 July 2007 said... 'I luv u lil as u is soooooooooo cool and such a fab roll model!!' fuck of you sad myspace friendless FAT cunts
		Dames on Fri 13 July 2007 said... that fkn deoderant can-shaped head...
		DavidR on Fri 13 July 2007 said... 'Ello - There didn't seem to be an "argue the toss" after the prince charles caption comp. But then again i am quite drunk. but then again it is 6pm on friday. But anyway: "that's the best pair of tits I've seen in uniform since William and Harry" I'm here all week...
		Marshfield on Fri 13 July 2007 said... Lovely photo of Lily there - mmmn neck fat - doesn't it just make you hard. As for what Lily spouts from that lumpy head of hers - who really gives a toss. Honestly love work of that anger cathartically down the gym that way you might look a little bit like a human being and be half shaggable, no wonder the your bloke shagged someone else you complete mess. I wouldn't even take you home at ten to two in the morning, and if I did you know the position, down on all fours bitch. You'd then be able to focus on what you do 'best' - and sing songs that are mainly written by your producers.
		Vileman on Fri 13 July 2007 said... Looks like her fans are as big a bunch of fucking idiots as she is, (bunch of septics, what can you expect). Perhaps the Dreckhams can sort her out with a place down the road from her and we can export yet another waste of space.
		Zigmund on Sat 14 July 2007 said... That picture of Lily on her Myspace profile...If you asked someone to show a whitetrash wedding, that would be the picture.
		jefff on Sat 14 July 2007 said... pictures of lily. lily oh lily mmmm neck fat
		on Sat 14 July 2007 said... ok i hold me hands up! but theres just something so girl next door about our lills! plus i'd love to lick her neck fat xx
		DickMarsh on Sat 14 July 2007 said... Yes, thats how id give it her too but up the shitter with no lube obviously
		on Sat 14 July 2007 said... Jesus,I'd give showbiz up if I had nothing but a bunch of language unfriendly cretins HOORAYING every mindless utterance from my fugly brain.DIE LILY ALLEN,DIE!
		Zigmund on Sat 14 July 2007 said... She has 3 nipples apparently.
		on Sun 15 July 2007 said... sorry zigmund just nonced the news o the world and after studying the topless photo of our lills i can say there is no third nipple going on!
		Zigmund on Sun 15 July 2007 said... The wikipedia Page for "Third Nipple" states otherwise. It's just not as big as the other 2. Also, Mark Wahlberg has 3 nipples too.
		on Sun 15 July 2007 said... is that the same Mark Wahlberg aka marky mark and the funky bunch! aka dirk diggler! if so my lills is in great company
		Zigmund on Sun 15 July 2007 said... Yep. If they had kids, i wonder if they'd have dozens of nipples. Like a cat.
		on Sun 15 July 2007 said... "SEND IN MARKY MARK!" He'll NEVER be a serious actor.He'll always be some toad that split from a boyband to further his already dead career. "SUCK SATANS COCK!"
		itsjustsomoving on Sun 15 July 2007 said... I would so do Marky Mark.... droooooool.... oh yeah, that tongue thing Lily Allen does is repulsive, sticking it out between her front teeth like some mongoloid street urchin, someone should hit on the top of the head... hard.
		itsjustsomoving on Sun 15 July 2007 said... I would so do Marky Mark.... droooooool.... oh yeah, that tongue thing Lily Allen does is repulsive, sticking it out between her front teeth like some mongoloid street urchin, someone should hit on the top of the head... hard.
		JiggeryCock on Mon 16 July 2007 said... 'I write songs, that's it'. Point of order m'lud but nursery rhymes recited over the top of variations of 'Uptown Top Ranking' in estuary English, isn't 'writing songs'. It's being a cunt....innit.
		ChunkyMunky on Mon 16 July 2007 said... JigCock's bang on with this one...she's a talentless walrus that looks like a baby hippo in a dress and don't get me started on the doggerel fucking drivel she calls music.
		ChunkyMunky on Mon 16 July 2007 said... JigCock's bang on with this one...she's a talentless walrus that looks like a baby hippo in a dress and don't get me started on the doggerel fucking drivel she calls music.
		RoyKeane on Mon 16 July 2007 said... John Merrick is more attractive than that mong headed cunt
		DeirdreChambers on Mon 16 July 2007 said... I hope she dies in a car crash. Slowly.
		pondscum on Mon 16 July 2007 said... I'd still fuck her, maybe shoot in her mouth.
		DOGPAS on Mon 16 July 2007 said... THIS FAT LITTLE MUNCHKIN SHOULD JUST FUCK OFF & SEND DADDIES £££££
		on Mon 16 July 2007 said... sorry but you guys(not pondscum) are not looking at lills in the same sick and twisted light that i am! prepare the bore worms!
		MrBungle on Mon 16 July 2007 said... I fucking hate that ugly bitch.
		on Mon 16 July 2007 said... "She's a hottie" your friends say.So you take her home,fuck her,suck her.Then you wake up to THAT.