The Unspeakable In Pursuit Of The Unwatchable

Another day, another example of Lily 'What me? Slag someone off?' Allen opening that wobbly little gob and flinging off insults at whosoever crosses her path.

This time it's the turn of Courtney Love - a target easier to hit than a cow's arse with a banjo, and just as attractive. As usual, Lily wouldn't dare to say this to the notoriously slappy rocker's face. No, once again she has published her tiny little thoughts on her MySpace page, hiding behind it like a very shy bully.

"I am not bfs C Love, one night with her made me realise why Kurt killed himself. I nearly checked into rehab," wrote the pint-sized potty-mouthed popstrel. And, for those over the age of 20, 'BFS' means 'best friends' in Lil's illiterate world, apparently, and has nothing to do with a sofa sale.

So you have a night out with her, drink with her and then a few months later have a pop at her and her dead husband.

You can't buy class like that. Truly her father's daughter.