Lily Allen feels that the English public hate her

'Smile' You Miserable Sod

Published on Fri 29 June 2007 by IanMcShane

Lily Allen feels that the English public hate her

Poor, miserable little Lily Allen is feeling a little down(s). The serial whinger has been at it again, telling a New York magazine that she feels English people hate her, though she seems to be forgetting that the good people of Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland aren't that keen either. Or Europe, come to that.

"I'm in the tabloids. I don't want to be but I am. I'll write ten million nice things and then I'll write one thing that annoys me and it's like, 'Lily Allen slams Lindsay Lohan. Lily Allen slams Madonna. I become that person who badmouths people, which I'm not."

Well here's some advice, Lily. Shut the fuck up. Your opinions mean nothing, much like your music.

Lily is also uncertain about her looks. Fair enough. She looks like a five-foot slug after a good covering of salt, and with a pair of cow's eyes dropped onto the torso.

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COMMENTS

		themong on Fri 29 June 2007 said... Only one thing worse than this bag of shit and that's her Dad.
		EHenryThripshaw on Fri 29 June 2007 said... She's a vile gobby bug-eyed little cunt who looks like her Dad in drag, but she's got some half decent tunes. And she almost got The Specials back together at Glastonbury. For that feat alone respect is due.
		on Fri 29 June 2007 said... Is she flicking the bean in this photo? Looks like she's about to reach the crest of a wave of ecstasy.......or she's ripped of her no doubt manky tits. LD/GW/DM would you? I mean really, would you?...
		greatwhite on Fri 29 June 2007 said... If it's from behind....... yeah
		RayReardon on Fri 29 June 2007 said... I actually have no fucking idea who this person is.
		JiggeryCock on Fri 29 June 2007 said... Nursery rhymes recited over simplistic reggae beats, in estuary English dialect ('innit') does not equate to talent. It equates to cunty-wuntishness
		BryanMaddocks on Fri 29 June 2007 said... RayReardon, you don't want to. Swear to go i'd pay good money to be the one who eventually pulls the trigger. I don't want it to be herself.
		on Fri 29 June 2007 said... What you can't see is that I'm behind her and she's just relaxed her sphincter muscles suddenly (rabbit punch). This means I've unexpectedly (for her) probed her anus very deeply as she released her grip on my "baby's arm". This has induced an instant orgasm and you can see her savouring that experience. I shan't do it again though, she stinks of jellied eels!
		on Fri 29 June 2007 said... LD! The shame! Now go have a very good wash! Possibly industrial strength solvent will remove the smell. ALternatively you could slather said chemical over a durex of your choice and adminster it to her colon, with vigour, where it will slowly dissolve her foetid bowels. Then she'll have something to fucking whine about...or is that considered a step too far?
		themong on Fri 29 June 2007 said... Decent tunes, fuck right off.
		MissCat on Fri 29 June 2007 said... I want to stab her in the eyes. Hard. And then rip her tongue out and decapitate her dad
		BryanMaddocks on Fri 29 June 2007 said... MC, shall we make a myspace about it and be totally in with the kids?
		SpackoMcDribble on Fri 29 June 2007 said... "half decent tunes" - fuck off! they are pure arse, the music from pigeon street would have been a better choice.
		pondscum on Fri 29 June 2007 said... Come to Australia, Lily. I'll still fuck you.Repeatedly
		on Fri 29 June 2007 said... Pondscum...Yuk.
		pondscum on Fri 29 June 2007 said... I have never said I have good taste!
		on Fri 29 June 2007 said... No maybe not but still...yuk. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Punishment fucking is the only way to go and even thats too good for this dead eyed waste of biological tissue.
		pondscum on Fri 29 June 2007 said... I like the accent and her little titties. And that "come fuck me" look she sometimes has. Also, please note that I am clinically insane, and only medication keeps me out of the nut-house. (My first choice is still Mandy Moore)
		DickMarsh on Fri 29 June 2007 said... Where the fuck is her earlobe? This bitch wants my cock down her throat and her nose pinched till she a, passes out or b, throws up all over her tits
		strangelad on Fri 29 June 2007 said... "she feels English people hate her" Well, she's more intelligent than I thought, hit the nail on the head she has, the miserable, whineing, fuckfaced, talentless, dirty, drugged up, minging, skanky little ho.
		strangelad on Fri 29 June 2007 said... "she feels English people hate her" Well, she's more intelligent than I thought, hit the nail on the head she has, the miserable, whineing, fuckfaced, talentless, dirty, drugged up, minging, skanky little ho.
		Xiano on Fri 29 June 2007 said... Don't care what you all say. I would. Several times
		DOGPAS on Fri 29 June 2007 said... SHE HAS NO TALENT, FAKE WHITEL MIDDLE CLASS REGGAE STLYEE TUNES......, & ALL WHILE LOOKING LIKE A FAT TEENAGE SLAG..
		itsjustsomoving on Fri 29 June 2007 said... I have it on good authority that Keith Allen has spread his fetid seed far over our fair land and has many mangy illegitmate children who wish even to keep his own grandchildren secret from him. So fair enough one or two of them were going to be hateful, talentless chromosone-deficient window-lickers. Face like a smashed crab! Get her to a special school. Well alriiiiiight.
		JoMama on Fri 29 June 2007 said... Would would fucking would, the pasty mampy bovine cunt. Couldn't say shit about her music, probably gash, but nail her 'til her bum falls off? You're goddamn right I would.
		dandyboy on Sat 30 June 2007 said... Whoever posted this in the Rules Of Life deserves a pat on the back and several pints... "There are two types of people in the world, those who would beat Lily Allen into a pulp, and those who would watch."
		BryanMaddocks on Sun 01 July 2007 said... dandyboy, I'd love to be able to claim that without feeling guilty.