LILY ALLEN CONNED BY STRIPPER

TAKEN FOR A RIDE

Published on Tue 19 February 2008 by IanMcShane

LILY ALLEN CONNED BY STRIPPER

Lily Allen found herself �3,500 out of pocket after an enterprising stripper got hold of her taxi account details and used the singer's name to book free taxis to and from work. This fascinating fact was revealed by the singer on her interest-free show 'Lily Allen and Friends', the tiny number of people at the recording testament to the number of mates she has.

Wheeling out any desperate anecdote to fill a few more seconds of airtime (it's only a matter of time before she starts jabbering on about her favourite films and her third nipple again) Lily breathlessly revealed,

"One of my biggest luxuries in life is taking cabs. Then I found out a stripper had stolen my details and run up a �3,500 bill. She was using my taxi firm to drop her off for work at her strip club every night - and charging me."

And in more Lily Allen bad news, and there's been an awful lot of it this year and it's only February, it has been reported that she has been dropped by Agent Provocateur as the face and body of their campaign. The firm's bosses Serena Rees and Joe Corre are currently getting divorced, with Serena wanting to use the Lily photos but Joe firmly against it.

Lily is apparently 'gutted', but at least she has her glittering TV career to fall back on. Oh...

LILY ALLEN, AGENT PROVOCATEUR, LILY ALLEN AND FRIENDS, STRIPPER, NIPPLE

pass it on print article

DAY TWO IN VEGAS
LILY ALLEN LASHES OUT AGAIN
THE TALE OF JACK AND AMY
HERBIE: FULLY CLOTHED
NEWSMOUND

GREG'S NASTIES
ACTING UP
MILLER�S CROSSING (THE ATLANTIC)
WORKING 9 TO 9.05
BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!

COMMENTS

		Vlad on Tue 19 February 2008 said... Any fucking chance someone could attach electrodes to the monkey and get him to re-wrap the text round the fucking photo instead of just pasting right on top. Not that I want to read anything about this vile harridan but someone there should have an element of professionalism
		themong on Tue 19 February 2008 said... WOW, How did you get this exclusive. Did you have an undercover reporter watch her TV show.???
		TouchingCloth on Tue 19 February 2008 said... Down with the Allen! Ha ha, it's not going to be long until she's not got anything left to do and will have to fuck right off back to the Groucho and out of our lives. It's not like her music is any fucking good.
		rantingsavedmysoul on Tue 19 February 2008 said... GOD why do I HATE this girl soooo much!!! Go away! Just like her dad-attention seeker!
		Dames on Tue 19 February 2008 said... 'I'm wearing a poxy metro hat given to me as a gift. In a metro Lndn club. I made my fame with a poxy metro song and strung together a tiresome cobbled-together album out of it, buoyed up by my savagely mediocre hippie dad. And that's it really: my life is shit.'
		CLINT FLICKER on Tue 19 February 2008 said... Fuck off munter
		chris69 on Tue 19 February 2008 said... i read this at least 2 days ago.....come onnnnn
		CLINT FLICKER on Wed 20 February 2008 said... Gutted?? she should be.. with a filleting knife
		personunavailable on Wed 20 February 2008 said... Looks like she's caught Li-Lo disease....
		dearlord on Wed 20 February 2008 said... why has she got a dirty face? is that 'street'??
		milkplus on Wed 20 February 2008 said... Is she going for the schoolgirl riddled with acne look now? mmm nice.