ALRIGHT, AGAIN?

YAWN! Does anyone else think that Lily Allen and her Chemical Brothers geek of a boyfriend, Ed Simons, are the least interesting couple around? She's a collection of all the most annoying traits of all the most annoying people you know put together and he looks like the sort of man who you wouldn't notice even if he was standing directly in front of you smashing you about the face with a baseball bat. But hold the front page, because they are back together!

It's been one of the worst (and most tiresome) showbiz stories of recent weeks - are they, aren't they, who really gives a monkeys - but Lil' and Ed have officially confirmed they are an item again after splitting earlier this year. And how do we think the two lovebirds announced their rekindled love? Through updating their Facebook status of course - how sweet (pass me a bucket).

Does this woman have no desire to keep anything private? We're expecting the inevitable MySpace blog where Lily vomits her unedited thoughts into the world any moment now.

Quick, someone delete the internet before it hits.