LESLIE ASH AWARDED �5M IN COMPENSATION PAYOUT

NHS ARE TROUT OF POCKET

Published on Thu 17 January 2008 by IanMcShane

LESLIE ASH AWARDED �5M IN COMPENSATION PAYOUT

TV actress Leslie Ash has been awarded a £5m payout after contracting the MRSA superbug during a stay in an NHS hospital. The star, who now needs a walking stick, won the payout from the Chelsea and Westminster hospital, with the hospital trust settling on the figure before a scheduled court case in April.

Ash (who received no compensation for the Botox injection that turned her from fanciable fox into The Joker from 'Batman') landed in hospital after cracking two ribs during a strenuous lovemaking session with her husband Lee Chapman, the former footballer (though anyone who saw him play would be surprised that he could score in such a convincing manner). This makes it the most expensive shag since Boris Becker impregnated a waitress between courses in a restaurant closet.

The huge payment is in recognition of the money she has lost due to being unable to act since the virus took hold, but frankly she would have had to appear on 'Mersey Beat' until 2120 to earn that sort of cash. And if we're paying people for not being able to act then Jason Statham will be the new owner of Harrods shortly.

Undoubtedly her life has been turned upside down, but £5m still seems like a huge amount of money. Perhaps if the NHS received smaller fines in cases such as this then there might be more money to go around for fripperies such as bleach and hand wash in the first place?

Leslie Ash, NHS, MRSA, compensation, Lee Chapman, botox, Mersey Beat

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COMMENTS

		Kermit on Thu 17 January 2008 said... Nah, she should get compensation. Fuck that, the hospitals are revolting, you come out worse than you went in for.. and with a walking stick? too right she gets cash for it! Just a shame it doesn't come from the Health minister whose salary is incredibly unjustified. I bet she doesn't get treated in those filthy wards the overprivileged twat! Every time there's a case of MRSA they should take a chunk of every head of trust- maybe they would try harder!
		MrsMoon on Thu 17 January 2008 said... Her career was over after 'Men Behaving Badly' anyway and when she disfigured herself with her dinghy lips, unless reviving The Muppets was in the pipeline...seems obscene that she has been awarded more money than someone who has been paralysed for life, due to negligence by a surgeon for example, because of 'projected income'....thats all a bit 'Mystic Meg' isn't it... instead of millions, it should of been about £4000 in unclaimed Jobseekers Allowance. That would only keep her in lipgloss for a week, but its something...
		joannepsi on Thu 17 January 2008 said... What MrsMoon said. Leslie Ash hadn't worked in quite a long time before her 'accident', after she disfigured herself with those trout lips. Why didn't she sue the doctor who fucked up her face like that, instead of taking £5m off the bloody NHS? What a bitch!
		JiggeryCock on Thu 17 January 2008 said... What the hell was she doing with the NHS anyway? If Ash-Chapman Inc. can't afford BUPA and going private then there's something wrong somewhere.
		ChunkyMunky on Thu 17 January 2008 said... Way too much cash for this fishy-pout trollop. Feel sorry for her pain, but taking 5m out of the NHS which could've been used for nurses/cleaners etc to ensure the fucking bug gets eradicated certainly won't help matters. Then again suppose the cash would have only been siphoned off by fucking incompetent NHS middle-management and never reached the front line anyway.cunts. ( mutters apology for rant to fellow moles and puts soap box back in the shed )
		bystander on Thu 17 January 2008 said... They shouldn't have admitted her for "sex games" injury and the Police should refuse to attend her address. Of course the local builders who heard her screaming for help were all lying. Five million would have been better spent on our injured Service men and women. How's her book selling by the way?
		ScarletVonFist on Thu 17 January 2008 said... Fuckin Bitch Flange! If she wasnt getting roughed up by her twat of a husband none of this sorry story would have happened, so much more to this story and I feel pissed for other people whose family have been through this and been awarded nothing, I wanna smack her straight in the trout pout! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!
		MidnightAction on Thu 17 January 2008 said... She still looks a fucking mess £5m or no £5m
		bernardmanning on Thu 17 January 2008 said... She looks like she smells of fish too
		DirtyBeppe on Thu 17 January 2008 said... Its a fucking disgrace. 5 million quid syphoned out of the already-fucked NHS to bump up jar jar binks' coffers? Does this mean the families of people who have died after contracting MRSA can sue for 10 million plus? As long as they have the legal clout that this cunt can obviously ALREADY afford I suppose. Is she still with Chapman? If so, will he get to see some of this payout for slapping her about in the first place? Wankers.
		HaveABreakHaveAGreenDay on Thu 17 January 2008 said... jesus christ the smirk on her face shakes fist ooh i'd smack her right round the face if i could
		FredTitmuss on Thu 17 January 2008 said... Bloody Hell I've had MRSA too - but didn't get the moolah that Mrs Trout Pout gets. F####ing disgrace.
		BustySinclair on Fri 18 January 2008 said... That's Meg Ryan innit?
		Rosebud on Fri 18 January 2008 said... Talentless, ugly vile bitch makes me sick, claiming that money from an NHS hospital when she was in there due to being married to a brutal bastard. Note she is still married to the cunt too.
		lightupvirginmary on Fri 18 January 2008 said... did that trout pout make her chin enormous as well?
		tulipfeind on Fri 18 January 2008 said... what the fuck does she need compensation for she has plenty of money of her own and she has certainly made enough out of getting MRSA releasing all that antibacterial crap (which if she knew anything about how MRSA came about she wouldn't be doing) and she has had countless stories in tabloid magazines about it she was obviously getting payed a lot for it's bad that she got MRSA and everything but no way should she be getting 5 fucking million of our taxes that should be going to making the hospitals better so this doesn't happen to other people that can't make a career out of it