Leonardo DiCaprio is depressed about global warming

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Published on Tue 28 August 2007 by IanMcShane

Leonardo DiCaprio is depressed about global warming

Leonardo DiCaprio is depressed and believes the planet is doomed, which was exactly how I felt after witnessing his accent destroy 'Gangs of New York'.

"We find ourselves on the brink," he told The Ecologist magazine, which now clearly has to resort to interviewing celebrities to sell copies. "We face a very bleak future, and to avoid it we need dramatic worldwide change."

DiCaprio has produced a documentary a mere two years after Al Gore first thought of the idea and 'The Eleventh Hour', written and narrated by the actor, will highlight environmental issues.

So fret no more, the world is saved. Carbon footprints will be reduced as people stay home in their droves, desperately trying to do something other than be lectured to another twat of an actor.

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COMMENTS

		SukieBapswent on Tue 28 August 2007 said... i can just see him leaving one of his size 10 carbon boot print mansions by limo to go to the press conference no doubt having flown half way around the world in his private jet to get to his mansion in the first place. (tsk...i must not be so cynical)
		catfood on Tue 28 August 2007 said... am i the only one that actively enjoys _not_ recycling, drives to the 15 yards to the shops in my 4x4 to buy imported fruit swaddled in 3 feet of unneccessary packaging before jumping on a long haul flight to the antarctic to go snowy owl clubbing, safe in the knowledge that doing so is contrary to the assinine warblings of these condescending, self satisfied, hypocritical feckless fuckwits?
		Zigmund on Tue 28 August 2007 said... DiCaprio looks like his face is too small for his head.
		SukieBapswent on Tue 28 August 2007 said... Zigmund, the reason why his face looks too small for his head is that it actually is. Its a carbon footprint reducing measure to make himself smaller and smaller and use up less energy so that his head will eventually become hollow and empty (hes getting there)
		Bongo on Tue 28 August 2007 said... I am going to set fire to a load of tyres everytime a celeb tells me to cut down my small carbon footprint, whilst they pat each other on the back for turning off the tap whilst they brush their teeth, before hopping in their jet to fly arouhnd the world to promote their latest pile of turd, sorry opus.
		JiggeryCock on Tue 28 August 2007 said... 'The Eleventh Hour'...'An Inconvenient Truth'....more sucky little bits of vanity publishing, with wry, vaguely menacing titles, basically saying 'Brook no argument with me sonny, since I am momumentally wealthy and have an insight into this sort of thing not afforded to proles like you'. Well get this pal! My contribution to this whole Global Warming snafu? A 6-hour fuck-fest of a movie entitled 'We're all going to hell in a handcart. Party like you were Motley Crue on Sunset Strip in 1984!'
		MerylHighground on Tue 28 August 2007 said... He's got every reason to be worrying about his carbon footprint, what with hauling that mammoth schlong of his round from film set to film set. No wonder Gisele Bundchen always looked so smug.
		AlexTheAaardvark on Tue 28 August 2007 said... It really is getting old that these people who make stupid money complain when that very system that makes them wealthy also causes povety throughout the world and allows unregulated big business to pollute none stop.
		Marshfield on Tue 28 August 2007 said... We know Leo, unfortunately most of us - you included - have yet to put their beliefs into something more than token gestures or shite straight to DVD productions. Do we really think anything that Leo can do will change anything. I honestly think not. Yes you have the girlie demographic down slightly better than Al Gore, which when you think about it is shitting genius. Women wear the trousers and have significant influence over things like recycling and where to go on hols, etc. All we need now is George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Daniel Craig and all the other Hollywood hunks to work their magic appealing to all woman-kind and we have a chance of saving this planet.
		josiewales on Tue 28 August 2007 said... Leonardo DiCaprio is depressed and believes the planet is doomed, which was exactly how I felt after witnessing his accent destroy 'Gangs of New York'..........................What the fuck about 'Blood Diamond' ?
		BBurk on Fri 31 August 2007 said... I think Leonardo is so depressed he needs to do his own scientific experiment: He should sit in a room with 25% C02, for an hour or two, then sit in a room with 25% CO for an hour or two. Al Gore, Brad Pitt and all of those other Hollywood losers should do the same. That would be what is called a Peer Review study.