CHEEKY BOY

Gruesome twosome Gabriela 'Cheeky' and MP Lembit Opik have broken up, apparently because of Lembit's 'massive insecurities'. Well he did look like a dirty old man standing next to her. Meanwhile, his ex Sian Lloyd is probably rubbing her hands with glee and calling him up just to say "I told you so" before hanging up.

Gabriela's mum, Margit, has been telling the press the reason for their split (forgetting that her daughters can actually speak for themselves):

"Gabriela started out happy but has felt more and more under pressure. She doesn't smile like she used to because of the stress. She wakes every morning with her hands shaking and her eyes red. She isn't sleeping because she has so many thoughts running through her mind."

And Gabriela, who is 18 years younger, than Lembit, wasn't ready to settle down and have children. Well, not with him anyway.

"There's a huge gap between them. She doesn't want to be his wife or have a baby. She's not ready to settle down. I've always been disturbed by Lembit's insecurity."

The pair had been rowing because he was too controlling and possessive. And besides, that's her mother's role.

And at least Lembit hasn't made himself a political laughing stock.

Here are some pictures of the couple during happier times.