LEE RYAN CHARGED WITH ASSAULT

BLUE BOY VS BOYS IN BLUE

Published on Wed 13 February 2008 by roryk

LEE RYAN CHARGED WITH ASSAULT

Lee Ryan from Blue has been charged with assault after being arrested following an incident with a taxi driver in Surrey on New Year's Eve. It must be hard being a former boy band 'star' mustn't it?

One moment you're Lee Ryan from chart-toppers Blue, casually draping yourself over Elton's piano wondering which preposterous suit to wear next as you hold forth to the world's media about 9/11 being nothing compared with the fate of the world's elephants (remember that?)...

The next, you're Lee Ryan from Chatham, Kent, with the bitter taste of failure still stuck in your throat from your last single only reaching 101 in the charts and you find yourself in an altercation with a taxi driver when who you really want to be fighting is the God of Pop for letting the spotlight of fame pass from you and your love of the hip hop beats WHEN YOU STILL HAVE SO MUCH LEFT TO GIVE. Let it go, Lee, let it go.

Oh how the mighty fall. Next week: Antony Costa auditions for 'Bumfights'.

LEE RYAN, BLUE, ASSAULT, TAXI DRIVER

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COMMENTS

		ronburgundyswhore on Wed 13 February 2008 said... Did he hit the taxi driver with the 'fist of pure emotion' he used to make in Blue videos when the chorus reached its crescendo?
		POOSTRIPE on Wed 13 February 2008 said... do you want fries with that ?
		MrsMoon on Wed 13 February 2008 said... FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!! No more brainless, talentless, unimaginative cretins as pop stars...we want them all to be like Bowie in the 70's or nothing...mysterious, glamourious, sexy, like something that dropped from another fucking planet and we all just go, "Fucking, wow! Yes!YEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!" We don't want the boy from next door type, we want the fantastic androgynous creature from near the constellation of Andromeda. What do the kids get now? This shower of fucking shite, average, boring, stand up at the key change, x factor shite...it should not be allowed or tolerated!!
		TouchingCloth on Wed 13 February 2008 said... I can understand why Stevie Wonder did a song with them, he is American and can't see after all, but why the fuck did Elton John go down to their level?
		Titselinabumsquirter on Wed 13 February 2008 said... Mrs Moon should obviously rule Pop World.
		Kermit on Wed 13 February 2008 said... time of the month Mrs Moon?? ;-) anyway Lee Ryan is a big fat twat from Kent and I kid you not , the guy has 2 brain cells fighting each other to command his speech, his motions, his earing... he hasn't got long left among us, trust me. Oh and while i'm here, take that ridiculous hat off you doughnut!
		FlashyVic on Wed 13 February 2008 said... From that pic it looks like hes so hard up he's appearing as a body double for the new X rated film 'Fingerbobs - Naked & Naughty'
		HaveABreakHaveAGreenDay on Wed 13 February 2008 said... i totally agree with mrsmoon! x to ya lvoe
		HaveABreakHaveAGreenDay on Wed 13 February 2008 said... *love his face gives me the heebie cunting jeebies!
		papers on Wed 13 February 2008 said... Maybe the cabbie didn't recognise the superstar he had in the back of his cab and had the unmitigated audacity to charge him for the journey. I'm sure the pre-punch argument began with Ryan saying something like 'Do you know who I am?' Or maybe the cabbie was moonlighting from his primary job as a big game hunter and the ivory gear lever knob was too much for poor Ryan to take.
		lightupvirginmary on Wed 13 February 2008 said... think about the dolphins!
		robbie22 on Wed 13 February 2008 said... Hes a very sexy boy,i wouldnt say NO
		BustySinclair on Thu 14 February 2008 said... Mrs M is absolutely correct. It's the boy/girl next door image that has royally fucked up modern pop music. By making the 'stars' seem accessable, it makes all the little fuckwits at home think "oh they're just like me...I could be a pop star too" develop a bad karaoke habit and next think you know, we've got the next Idol winner. Parents groom their little failed abortions and pimp them out to Disney so they can be the next generation of Britney or Lilo. I really hope they were right when they said pop will eat itself.
		darkfung on Thu 14 February 2008 said... Pikey Cunt.