HM Exclusive: Kylie's To Do List

And there you have it, Aussie pop midget Kylie Minogue's plans well into the next year.

Fans of pink boas and glittery cowboy hats can expect to scream themselves hoarse all through her 2008 tour, while in the more immediate future, Yorkshire's own moany old scrotum, Parkinson, can look forward to La Minogue trilling her way through a few numbers on his show.

She's clearly eager for that 'Doctor Who' script to arrive - get writing Russell - but apart from that we can't really make much sense of what's going on.

What "migs" and "copy prefume" mean are beyond our myopic grasp, and there's something going on with promos, film festivals and downloads, but after that it just looks like a spider's had a nasty attack of the shits.

Still, it's good to see the singing budgie is keeping busy.

Credit to the people at Landmark Media for the pic, you can see it in all its glory after the jump...